booger queen

An inept female impersonator, easily spotted by her ill fitting outfits, lack of fashion sense, abyssmal makeup, and inability to lip-synch.....similar to "booger drag", a Southern term, this is the "damnyankee" version LOL

OMG, that is one sad booger queen over there, look at her McMakeup and that ratsnest wig!

Ida Ho, a local booger queen couldn't fathom why she didn't win Miss Gay Pocatello, maybe her anime dub lipsynch had something to do with it

by binydeamon October 24, 2009

Porn Badger

Like every holiday has a mascot, Christmas = Santa, Easter = the Easter Bunny, St. Patrick's Day = Leprechaun, etc... Porn has the Porn Badger. Specifically the Porn Badger is responsible for the random, used, thrown out porn young teenagers find on the street, side walk or bushes. This is usually some of the first times Porn has been seen by these teenagers, and creats a vivid experience. And like most holiday related mascots, the Porn Badger fades away once these teenagers realize where that nasty used porn actually came from...

Johnny and Dave were walking down the sidewalk when they saw an amazing torn in half Hustler Magizine that the Porn Badger had left behind for them.

by Ira Goldbaum September 19, 2009

dead badger

A really, really smelly fart, usually caused by drinking a lot of alcohol.

I just dropped a dead badger

by Badger June 10, 2004

badger badger badger

A video about badgers, mushrooms and snakes of which several updated versions have been released such as the Christmas version, which has Badgers dressed as Santa, the mushrooms replaced by presents and the snake being replaced by a young Jesus Christ.

Repetitive genius.

www.badgerbadgerbadger.com
www.weebls-stuff.com

by bluntpencil2001 April 25, 2005

growling at the badger

What they call cunnilingus in Glasgow, Scotland (source: Billy Connolly, the funniest man in the world)
Also known as "going the growl"

"Know what they call cunnilingus in Glasgow?.... Growling at the badger!"

by Cluin September 2, 2003

booger whoopin

To have sex with a very unattractive female

"Yo Jamal, u see that bitch I picked-up last night. She was fine...."
"Nah mayne i seen her and U was booger whoopin"

by nicktrel February 3, 2012

toot on the booger

Before going down on a girl you spoon a little cocaine onto her clit. This is called putting a little toot on the booger.

A great way to make a girl really freaky and cum super hard is to put a little toot on the booger.

by Qorn36 July 8, 2010