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cook the books

My best account has cooked the books this year, my tax bill is the lowest ever
by john365 March 13, 2003
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boats v submarines

A game commonly played in the UK for it's extreme banter and social skills
There are 2 ways to play this game, solo or duo.

Solo play;
The player fills the bathtub up to the brim with water and shits in the bath tub and has to decide whether it's going to be a boat or a submarine. If you choose to vote for the boat you think that it will be a floater, if you choose submarine it will explore the deep underwater mysteries of your bath tub. If you guess incorrectly of whether it's going to sink or swim you have to lay in the bath till said boat/submarine disolves.

Duo play;
Two players both sit on the brim of the bath whilst the bath is fulled with water, both players drop their load into the bath and decide whether it's going to be a boat or a submarine. If chosen incorrectly the player that guessed incorrectly puts on their scuba diving gear and gets ready to discover some treasures.
Man we played Boats v Submarines last night, I lost and got coated in shit.
by Zilyanasass April 6, 2014
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boasting

Someone attempting to hide their dumbassness by repeatedly lauding their one and only (generally small) victory to their friends or a random crowd of strangers, depending on who is handy.
Ted: I slept with Rebecca Stillworth and it was freaking amazing! We did it like eight times and I think I made her cum twice that cuz I'm so talented. Seriously, she even told me that they should make a statue of my penis.

James: I wish Ted would stop boasting about that.

Kevin: I know right? It happened like ten years ago.

Steve: You'd think he'd have something else to talk about by now.

Kyle: Dumbass.

*They all nod in agreement, except Ted who continues with his boasting, oblivious to his friends' disgruntlement*
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BOAISY

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Booksecutioner

A Librarian who is good at weeding books from a library collection.
The librarian is a good booksecutioner and keeps their collection weeded and current
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Bokside

"Look at da Bokside on dat girl yanah."
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boakibaa

boakibaa is a nice nice very nice food to eat in the country ruled by Ibu Solih and was ruled my bomb vaga kahla don gabilhi kanmathi yaante. also, boakibaa makes very good memes
OI BOAKIBAA THOA RUNDI AU NIKEY VAA VAGADDO THOA MIYAA STORY AH LA
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