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Bobbert

The ONE AND ONLY Bobbert, Supreme Ruler of All That is Green. The ears of the Bobbert are very large, large enough to "contain a small child in", as defined by the National Department of People With Connections to The Place. The Bobbert is great friends with Johnny Slurpee-head and others, and will literally kill for anything coloured green. Now go do something better with your life.
by Deepfriedprawn Entertainment August 12, 2003
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Bobert

-someone who thinks they have a chance with a girl
Dude, you just did a bobert, she friendzoned yo ass
by SRD3 February 18, 2020
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bobertchode

By day, he goes by rob,
By night, he goes by bobertchode
Rob and his almighty chode run the streets of gurteen and Ballaghaderreen! You best hide your woman when bobertchode is out because behind his quirky personality he’s a stone cold top shagger.
Ur wan fell victim of bobertchode last night :/ god bless her
by Logger47 March 24, 2020
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Bobbert

The combination of the names bob and robert typically used in a joking tone
Oh heeeeeey its bobbert, hows it going?
by Anarchon March 21, 2021
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bobertbobert1

Me Ilamo Bob? Praise be to bobertbobert1
by abberantics esports March 12, 2022
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Boebert

Obviously they couldn’t have anal after the surgery so he boeberted her instead
by TJmaxal June 4, 2023
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National Bobert day Definition [Without typos.]

Bobert is a plastic doll we pray to every year on August eighth

We start at 12 PM and say our prayer about Bobert and our favorite thing about Bobert.

Here are some instructions on how to be a Boberter.
Step 1 - Join the Bobert Cult Discord Server (Definetly not an Advertisment.)
Type the start of a Discord invite and change the end to, XEDAnrqDrT
Step 2 - Talk to his mother, politely.
Step 3 - Prove your love for our God, Bobert.
Step 4 - Get bob-pings role to be updated on what's happening.
Then you are now an official Boberter.
| Person 1: What happens at August 8? Why are you so hyped about it?
| Boberter: National Bobert day! He's very adorable.
That is what National Bobert day Definition Without typos. is like.

-Aaliyah
by ali/aki !! September 28, 2022
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