blueberry

That blueberry can't get a job.
by Racket Smasher August 3, 2007
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Blueberry

A person in your life who is occasionally round, potentially irrelevant and vocalizes the fact that their in love with you, but your not and it's annoying.
Ex: "guess who just hit me up"

"Whooo??"

"Blueberry."

"Well that's unfortunate"
by Jnexo January 2, 2017
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blueberry

blueberry
by 😉😉😊 October 26, 2018
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blueberry

instead of BLACKBERRY, west-coast wannabe socialites who don't have a clue what they're talking about use this term

it can also be used by the wannabe rich-boy playa who is actually so broke, he recently had to give up his pager after failing to pay another monthly bill.
Nancy: "Hey should we call up Trevor and invite him to go to the movies with us tonight?"

West coast wannabe socialite: "hold on, i'll text him on my blueberry"

Nancy: "your... what??"

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James: "Hey sup? Should we call up some girls and invite them to Larry's party tomorrow?"

Wannabe rich-boy playa who is poverty stricken: "Ye yee... I'll ring 'em up on my bluberry fo sho"

James: "Don't you mean blackberry?"

Wannabe rich-boy play who is poverty stricken: "Uh...Naw dawg, I got myself a blueberry... they're da bomb in Dubai"
by Mimz P December 15, 2008
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Blueberry

by oliisfruity December 17, 2020
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Blueberries

Slang for West Virginia University. Their color scheme is similar to a blueberry or a blueberry muffin. See also West Virginia Blueberries
Did you watch those Blueberries get worked last night by Michigan State?
by East Coaster March 29, 2010
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blueberry

when a woman gives a guy blue balls and then proceeds to give him a rasberry where his shaft meets his balls
Wtf are you doing?
I just gave you a blueberry :)
by chuckallblue October 26, 2010
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