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Boinkers

Pete Davidson probably takes Boinkers.
by Boinkers69 May 11, 2022
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blinker day

you have to hit a blinker (on dab pen) on July 2nd
“Yoo man its blinker day! You gotta hit a blinker on the cart bro!”
by wizguy20 June 30, 2023
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Turd Blinkers

The single minded focus of someone who really, really has to take a crap.
Guy #1: What the hell, Matt just completely ignored me as he walked past!

Guy #2: Ahh dont take offence man, we had German food for lunch, he's probably just got turd blinkers on
by ArrV April 1, 2011
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Slow Blinker

Someone who does not have the mental capacity for a job they are doing. This results in them having a blank look on their face and not asking questions while being trained.
What do you think of the new guy?

I don’t think he’s going to make it. He’s a bit of a slow blinker
by 30beforeThirty May 7, 2022
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Pig-Boinker

1.) A slang term given to the phenotype (or trait) of a pig-shaped nose.
(Usually considered extremely undesirable amongst society)

2.) One who gains sexual arousal from the thoughts of, and/or actions of sexual intercourse with barnyard swine.
1.) "Man, it's no wonder people talk bad about Victoria Beckham's mug, she's got one of the biggest Pig-Boinkers i've ever seen!"

2.) "That Katey Burns needs to get a grip! Her constant daydreaming of Wilbur is making me start to think she's a real Pig-Boinker!"

3.) "Cletus! you ain't goin' to no college! You're gonn' stay here with yer' family and become a professional Pig-Boinker, jus' like your ol' man! Pigs need to get their proper pokin' too!"
by KingKong40 October 27, 2010
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blinkerdick

an individual that does not use their blinker while driving such as changing lanes or turning. an individual that leaves their blinker on when not switching lanes or turning.
goddam look at this blinkerdick !" .. " i know he has yet to take his blinker off
by oggieb July 19, 2010
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lane change no blinker

while heavily engrossed in sex, and without any warning or hint, the male quickly removes his member and jams it into his girlfriend's/wife's leather cheerio.
while bob was banging mrs. cleaver, he got tired of her loose roast beef curtains, so immediately conducted a lane change no blinker.
by johnny lurline February 17, 2007
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