uRbaN DICTIONART browse store blog

the thing that appears on the top for me

uRbaN DICTIONART browse store blog

by cosmnik October 14, 2021

Save it for the blog

Polite way of asking someone to spare you the more mundane details of his or her daily life.

"You wouldn't believe how many pet stores I had to visit before I found one selling self-cleaning litter trays".
"Sounds like an interesting story - perhaps you could save it for the blog?"

by zurfarosa September 27, 2008

Bloasty

Bloasty is a miraculous level of high that can only be induced by smoking select buds, chosen by Allah, off of the Cannabis Plant of Destiny. It is a combination of the words “blown” and “toasty”, two words famously used by Zeus and Thor. Bloasty is not for, nor will it ever be achieved by, the weak of body or the feeble of mind. It is said that once bloasty is attained, you can feel the breath of Aphrodite on your face like a sweet, delicious breeze. Senses become enhanced to superhuman levels, and time ceases to be relevant. And everything you have ever dreamed of and/or desired becomes a reality. Your Chakras becomes one with the force that is: Bloasty.

DB- "I just discovered the meaning of life!"
JG- "Dude, you be bloasty as a muthafuckah!"
DB- "I be bloasty."

by Brothers-in-bloast_DSB y JG October 15, 2010

Hipster blog

A type of blog generally frowned upon on Tumblr consisting of pictures of slutty teenagers in Indie clothes. Occasionally making triangles with their hands. Hipster staples include cut-up mom jeans, cross necklaces, Vans, and galaxy leggings. They also love to take selfies holding Nutella. Some examples of hipster blogs are glitteryglitter, unic-whore-ns, wasted-sluts, and h-i-p-s-t-e-r-i-f-f-y-i-n-g.

I JUST GOT MY GALAXY LEGGINGS! I'm going to take a picture and put it on my hipster blog!

by Nutella is so good omg May 13, 2012

blogazine

The fusion of the web-based blog and the classic magazine. A blogazine is like a blog being that it is generally the thoughts of an individual rather than an organization. However, it is also like a magazine in two ways: the content is higher quality (i.e., more refined, more focused, and more selective), and, more importantly, the design of each blog post/magazine article is custom tailored to the content. A traditional blog will use a templated web design for each post. A blogazine post will have a unique html and css underlying that make each post profoundly different and each post more like an article in a magazine.

There are a few beautiful blogazines I follow. I just wish they would update more often.

by DingoEatingFuzz January 6, 2010

bloge

a very skinny, ugly and tall person with a wig made out of cheetos.

Yo, you see that bloge over there? Pretty ugly.

by Insan1ty_ November 2, 2020

urban dictionary browse store blog discord

great job, you copied out the text on the top of the screen!!!!!!!!!!!11

YAYAyayayay1!!!!!11!1!

someone: hi dude
another guy: so you know the site urban dictionary?
someone again: yeah what is it i have no time left the government is going to kill me adjs;fnsdonfogs
another guy again: with our sponsor, raid shadow legends, you can say what's at the top of the screen of the urban ditcroynari
guy 2: (dying because gun wounds) what is at the top-
guy 1: urban dictionary browse store blog discord
guy 2: what
guy 1: urban dictionary browse store blog discord
guy 2: what
guy 1: urban dictionary browse store discord blog
guy 2: ok

by OskarRacing101 October 15, 2022