Bleeder

A female human.

My father always told me we can't trust bleeders. How can you believe something that bleeds for 4 days and doesn't die?

by BrightColors February 20, 2009

bleeprin

Bleeprin is a combination of bleach and aspirin. It comes in the form of a white, chickpea-sized (or large-normal-pea-sized) pill. It is used to soften the effects of reading horrific badfic — the bleach erases the bad mental images, and the aspirin eases the headache. According to Meir Brin, this wonder-medicine is so generally spiffy that it also can cure social anxiety attacks. It is manufactured by the Mini-Aragogs in the basements of HFA (Hogwart Fanfiction Academy). Within a few short weeks of its invention, Bleeprin easily replaced the time-honored but painful — and permanently crippling — custom of gouging one’s eyes out with a spork as the preferred way of dealing with badfic (banging one’s head against a doorpost is still widely in effect, however). Bleeprin comes in two other forms: Bleepto-Dismal and Bleepka.

Khora: Not ANOTHER 'seduce lust-object and live happily ever after' fic!

Nikki: Here, take some Bleeprin. It'll ease the horridness and make it blissfully absent from memory.

Khora: Thank ye.

by Agents Khora & Nikki, PPC, Department of Mary Sues: Rhapsody Division December 14, 2008

Blemper

A name given to a person of African/ African American ethnicity who closely resembles a person of another race. The black person is the other's blemper. This originated with a guy named Kemper who met another guy who looked like a black version of himself. He was given the name Blemper; Black Kemper= Blemper.

That blck guys looks just like you, hes your Blemper.

by TheBigRob2 January 27, 2009

bleemer

A call of duty shot that exceeds a beemer. A term used by COD expert lBliTzShOt and Chris Money Protillo, this group created what is now know the BleemerGanG

Did you see that Josh guy, man had a bleemer, one bursted me cross map, he had to be a part of BleemerGanG

by BIGeastSpeeedy October 2, 2017

bleeder box

A bleeding vagina, or a mans stretched rectum... especially those named Robert Jarvis Jesse Widvey

Dude Robs acting like a damn bleeder box..

My bleeder box is leaking..

by SSgt Cocky October 28, 2018

Blelper

A Blelper is a very smart person who completes reviews on Blelp.co.uk. There is currently a £3000 cash giveaway running for all Blelpers who complete reviews until further notice.

I signed up to become a Blelper, blelp.co.uk really helps ensure I’m getting the best service from the best Instagram hair and beauty providers.

by Slayornay November 9, 2020

Federal Beeper

A device worn around the ankle while serving house arrest.

Ay dawg! Help me take this federal beeper off so I can hit up that party with ya'll tonight!

by relly ro December 10, 2010