Blap

Passing gas, a fart
The sound made when farting

Origin: First heard in 1977, upstate New York

I had Chili John's for lunch, but it really made me blap.

Dude, those beans really make you blap.

by the big blapper August 29, 2011

Blap

a Borred Slap ie. being slapped on the forehead

OMG she just Blapped me!

Shut up or i'll Blap you!

by niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicccccccccc July 11, 2008

blap

A music genre, also called blog rap.

Are you gonna come out with us or just stay in your room listening to blap like you always do..?

by blapergod01 May 31, 2011

blap

1. To "have a go" at or on something.
2. To go somewhere/drive somewhere.

1. Let's have a blap on your motorbike, mush!
2. I'm gonna blap up the shop to get some growlers.

by CRACKBABY August 23, 2003

blap

when headbutting or hitting some one. Every one has to meet blap

"wanna meet blap" if they reply yes head but them

by Tently mandem May 02, 2007

Blap

1) BLAP is a self-defining word. Use it whenever seems appropriate, it should roll off your tongue smoothly and convey your meaning whether the listener knows the word or not.
2) CyberBLAP

I am balpping my face off right now!

+Verb blapped that last set hard!

The lights about to turn red, you're going to have to blap right through...

by Tate Slater July 04, 2011

blap crap

10 pounds of fart being held back by one ounce of crap. The crap comes out jet powered and often creates artwork on the side of the toilet. Named for the 'blap' sound it makes coming out.

It's also artificially created by forcing a crap. Taking a 10 minute crap in 2 minutes often creates a blap crap.

Be right back, gotta go take a blap crap.

by Fartasaurus Rex September 15, 2011