Birthday

The day you come out of your mother's vagina, and where each year on your birthday, your is 1+, unlike the pretty vampires who do not age anymore, completely frozen.

Girl: Happy Birthday sister!

Alice Cullen: Happy Birthday Bella!
Bella: No way! I stopped aging 3 days ago!

Birthday by Bubblishxtreme July 7, 2009

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birthday

1. The day I thank my parents for
2. The day I buy my parents gifts instead of the traditional way
3. Pretty much just another day that is celebrates the pain your mother went through.
4. Otherwise, a day you celebrate that you havn't died in the last 365 days

1. Its my birthday, thanks dad and mom for giving my life
2. It doesn't make sense for my parents to give me gifts on my birthday.
3. Yay, my birthday, my mom went through so much pain today, lets celebrate
4. Yes, I did it again.

birthday by lovemomndad November 8, 2009

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Birthday

A day that I I arrived at school at EXACTLY 7:00am and D'anne Kigler forgot to wear as kermit the frong shirt-but it still turned out well :)

Jan 19th 2011 is MY Birthday (like if we were born on the SAME day!)

Birthday by jecklynnn January 20, 2011

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birthday

basically celebrating another year in life, but also celebrating 1 year closer to death. lol

you: yay! its my birthday!
random person: hahahahaha!!!!! XDDDD
you:wat???
random person: that only means you are going to die sooner X
you: wat?! T.T this sux!

birthday by birthday.girl.alley April 14, 2008