by dshiznit588 March 30, 2009
1) The day of your birth.
2) The final step in procreation.
3) The day you were shat into existence.
2) The final step in procreation.
3) The day you were shat into existence.
1)It's Jim's birthday today! Let's celebrate the day he was a slimy ball of fleshy meat sliding out of his mother!
by SSBrando January 15, 2009
When you become old you're family will start talking about your funeral in front of you on this day. God Damnit! It's my birthday!
by someguy563 November 30, 2005
They're great when you're young ("when I grow up, I'm gunna be...")
But then become a pain in the arse when you're like 48 ("you're nearly fifty! WAHAHAHA!").
But then become a pain in the arse when you're like 48 ("you're nearly fifty! WAHAHAHA!").
by Merafel Estomar September 1, 2003
The day 9 months after your "Uncle" Barney spent the night with your mom because her "plumbing" needed some work.
Older man: "Happy 10th birthday Timmy!"
Older man(to mom): "Reminds me of the last time I put icing on your buns."
Older man(to mom): "Reminds me of the last time I put icing on your buns."
by Menyae Shoemaker March 28, 2009
Another word for period.
by stephmey July 10, 2008
A reason to drink. (see also: Halloween, New Years Eve, Independence Day, Easter, Mardi Gras, Cinco de Mayo, Friday)
by asdfasdfasdfasdfg January 5, 2012