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Russian mail-order bride consolidation play

When you raise capital in an investment fund to acquire multiple Russian mail-order bride platforms. This is done so that the investor controls the supply chain of connecting beautiful Russian women and rich white men.

Conspiracy theorists state that this is how the Russian government blackmails powerful politicians and businessmen. There have not yet been any recorded cases of Russian mail-order brides blackmailing their rich, powerful husbands.
Person A - Hey are you still planning on going through that Russian mail-order bride consolidation play?
Person B - Ya, we raise $100 Million to acquire the top 20 online platforms. We will own over 90% of the market in the next two years!
by iMonkeyBIZ February 9, 2020
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Bride Brain

A less invasive, but more expensive version of a frontal lobotomy. Experienced by most brides, as they enter a catatonic state which renders them incapable of sustaining any thought or conversation that does not involve cake, caterers, flowers, wedding dress designers, Chinese wedding dress knockoff designers, updo's, hair pieces, color schemes, wedding themes, and personalized M&M's.
Bride Brain symptoms include, but are not limited to, driving erratically because they can't stop staring at their shiny diamond ring; being amused by the resentment of all their single girlfriends, rewinding songs several hundred times while imagining themselves walking down the aisle, and starvation induced bitchiness which is generally followed by late night binging at a Dairy Queen. (Note that this can only occur outside of the bride's native geographic area, where they can't possibly run into anyone they know).

Symptoms are ordinarily well controlled with valium, alcohol and endless hours of watching youtube "first dance" videos.
by bluemoonbride January 26, 2010
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Birdies that don't chirp

A bird is a kilo of cocaine. Birdies that don't chirp, then, are several kilos of cocaine. This phrase was coined by Houston rapper E.S.G.
User: "Say man you holding?"
Dealer: "You know I got them birdies that don't chirp!"
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Bridey

an adjective meaning easy-going and down to earth. also naturally beautiful but doesn't flaunt it.

p.s. it can aslo mean a tad bit emo (in a really good way)
Dude, check her out she's sooo bridey.
by Jean-Claude Pierre February 10, 2009
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corpse bride

In the process of getting a blowjob, you put ice cubes in the mouth of the person giving the blowjob to give the sensation of getting a blowjob from a corpse.
Dude, you hear that Howie made his girlfriend give him a corpse bride?
by the revolver October 29, 2009
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The Grooms Bride

What a shame , The Grooms Bride is a whore
by STRAWBERRY GERARD WAY February 23, 2018
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Black Fail Brides

Often a term used by people with good music taste to describe the band Black Veil Brides.
BVB fan: BVB r teh best band ever!!1

Normal person with decent music taste: lol more like Black Fail brides. hehe.
by LegitWikipedia September 22, 2014
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