bird nester

a person who eats alot of fruit with seeds and then stores them in his upper lip, and then spits them on an unsuspecting victum.

by golly this watermelon is darn right good i say, but watch out for henry, he is a bird nester and he will spray you with seeds. good morrow

by beanballz February 26, 2010

Bird Nesting

When a supposed friend (usually male) occupies the time and space of a "platonic" companion (usually female) with the intent of preventing them from engaging in relations with someone more deserving. The bird nester has been friend zoned--quietly rejecting the rejection; resulting in stealthy cock blocking techniques to buy them some time to win their friend over like a Hollywood rom-com.

"I can tell Alexis wants it soo bad,.. but she is dating Fatehbir."

"No bro, he tries very hard to make it look that way, that dude is a bird nesting kumbaya piece of shit!"

by ElGato212 May 31, 2019

Bird Nests Bald

A person whose balding are bald who has hair in the front and hair in the back of their scalp but in the middle is completely bald which makes their hairline looks similar to a bird's nest

Bald-no hair on the head
Bird Nests Bald-George Kramer from Seinfeld

by EmJayee March 11, 2020

Bird Nesting

Laying ones testicles on top of another’s Jew-fro resembling a couple of robins eggs in a nest.

Hey Blake! I like your Jewish hairstyle. Mind if I give you thee ol Bird Nesting?

by Ragin-Cajun-Caucasian-Asian December 5, 2023

birdnest

Creating a nest-like wreath of toilet paper inside the toilet bowl, then shitting on top to render the toilet un-flushable.

I got fired from Wendy's so I birdnested the toilets.

by Choadblower January 15, 2006

birdnested

when something is really fucked up. its all messed up and jumbled...like a birds nest.

"Nancy's hair is so birdnested right now!!!"

by hayleybitch April 14, 2016

birdnest

a females reproductive organ

"i got that 7 day itch in my birdnest"

by Mauricia July 4, 2006