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bobbit

to damage a mans genitils or penis severely
pimp: Yo ho get yo ass in my car right now or ill mess you up so bad yous be eating out a tube
ho: shut yo mouth no one talks to me like that. If you ever do that again i'll bobbit you.
by dr. gay March 31, 2007
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Lorena Bobbit Blow Job

The vengeful act of performing oral sex on a man... and then biting his dick off.

Giving a Lorena Bobbit blow job is like high-fiving Lorena herself. Hell yeah, girl. Cheaters gon' cheat.
"Did you hear about what Jesse James did to Sandra Bullock?"

"Yeah! That asshole deserves a nice, wet, sloppy Lorena Bobbit blow job."
by Kristentacle March 15, 2011
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Runny Babbit

A way of talking/writing where you switch the first letter of 2 words with each other.
Runny Babbit shook a tower hefore be bent to wed.
by Olivia Wojo January 12, 2008
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Bibbing

Sexual act which has one partner being used as a "bib" while the other partner eats a messy meal. The act generally consists of one partner wrapping their legs around the others head while the other eats bbq. The "bib" is there to catch reminints of fallen food and sauces, which are later eaten or licked from said "bib." Both partners are encouraged to take part in cleaning of the "bib".
Example; Joey turned down the offer of extra wet-naps at his favorite BBQ joint in anticipation of that nights Bibbing session with his fiancé.
by Ry guy 85 March 27, 2016
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bobbit

Dude who got his dick cut off by his wife. Poor man.
"Man you're so 'pussy whipped' by that nagging bitch that you're gunna end up like Bobbit, sleep with a knife of your own under the pillow."
by Diego August 15, 2003
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Bobbity bobbities

Man, look at those bobbity bobbities!
by Brentus August 23, 2005
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Lorena Bobbitt

1) the bitch who cut off John Bobbitt's dick.
2) to cut off someone's dick.
Lorena Bobbitt really pulled a Lorena Bobbitt on John Bobbitt.
by Nick D April 5, 2003
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