Bert

*Bert*
_Bert /bɜ t/ n. (Rhyming slang)_

* The grand finale where an artiste, giving a rhythmic performance from behind, pulls his hampton out at just the right moment to unload his gentleman's relish all over his partner's back, as in the unforgettable style of legendary singer-songwriter Bert Batterbach.

(To spunk up someones back)

I was giving her a good un from behind, then just as I got my wizard’s shoes on, I whipped it out and gave her the full Bert

by doctornellie May 28, 2025

Bért

Also known as The Beanie of Awesomeness. It is an awesome red beanie.

Get off my lawn you Bért wearing pot head!

by Pete the Goat September 26, 2010

bert stare

when someone gives you a certain stare that resembles berts stare from sesame street.

i walked by that idiot and bert stared him

by kmp123 September 4, 2010

Bert and Ernie

n. two males who live together and often sleep in the same bed in a neighborhood where giant canaries, coke fiend mastadons, cookie enthusiasts, vampires with a fettish for numbers, a talking carpet who is disgruntled and live in a trash can, and a doll who begs to be "tickled" terrorize deaf mutes and a Latina woman usually named Maria

There is really no need with a definition like that.

by Jupiter Armstrong April 17, 2004

bert mccracken

basically, a chain smoking dirty rock boy. He's amazingly poetic and has an incredible voice. hes altogether some seriously talented hot shit.

he pukes onstage alot, and even that is hot

by your favorite mistake April 29, 2005

bert the bunyip

A horrifying animatronic sea creature in Murray Bridge, Australia. Bert, alternatively Bertha or Bazza, is a prominent figure within the submechanophobia and animatronic communities.

"I found a rare vintage photo of Bert the Bunyip from the 70s"

by pillbug science March 17, 2021

Bert Algood

A teacher that loves squirrels because he crashed his chopper in Vietnam and he lived with the squirrels when he was a POW. They combed his hair and his mustache in exchange for his nuts lol. So that is how they became companions.

Anyone see Bert Algood screwin that squirrel the other day?

by Elliot G May 4, 2011