barnacle

A slut or a person who has multiple sexual partners. Biologically speaking, a barnacle can mate with multiple partners at the same time through the use of tentacles.

Mary - "Lucy just got with 5 boys at once. She's such a barnacle."

by lols_royce January 31, 2010

barnacle boi

A term used to flame a crusty person

bob: "BOIIIII UR A BARNACLE BOIIII"
tim: "oh wow u got me there"

by anapop October 18, 2016

barnacle boob

When you have big honkers, but your nipples are inverted (innie nips)

"That girl ugly, she probably had barnacle boobs."

by CactiFungi69 March 20, 2017

Barnacle Dad

Anyone who is 2-3 years older than you and is a tall male.This makes them a Barnacle Dad. Take a look at yourself right now are you a Barnacle Dad?

“What’s up Barnacle Dad!”👨

by PeePeeMcGwee July 3, 2018

bag barnacle

A sore located on the scrotum, usually herpes or genital warts related.

Bill: Did Cashman find out what his bag barnacle was?

Ted: No. But I think he just put some Compund W on it and hoped for the best.

Bill: What a choad.

by Jiminy Criquette September 16, 2007

information barnacle

A fact which lodges itself within one's brain and refuses to be unlearned or forgotten. Usually, but not necessarily, this fact is of a useless nature.

My high school best friend's telephone number has become an information barnacle.

by mlybrand June 20, 2009

Trouser Barnacles

Testicles, Balls, Nards, Nuts

Damn yo! Brent kicked me right in the trouser barnacles, now I can barely walk.

by Borris Beck February 20, 2015