National Becca Day

National Becca day is on March 30th. This is a day to celebrate all Beccas, Rebeccas and Beckys. Treat them as if they were Queens. Shower all Beccas with presents! This day comes from the ancient Greek godess Rebecca's birthday. We celebrate all Rebeccas today and treat them as Goddesses and Queens.

1. Guess what!
2. What?
1. Today is National Becca Day!
2. Yay, i love all Beccas.

by RebeccaTheBest. April 16, 2011

BeerCat

The result of taking a cat and, in some humane fashion, attaching a beer bottle to its belly (perhaps using a cat vest with a beer pouch in the front). One then opens the beer and drinks from the bottle as the cat claws one's face.*

*Swim goggles are suggested when attempting to experience beercat.

Originally a meme proposed by Stephen Colbert on the July 5, 2010 Colbert Report.

Some Examples:

*A First Time*
-Hey there, think you can handle BeerCat?
-Awwwww lemme have a go....*click* *glug-RANRW-SSS-SSS-glug* AH!!! IT'S HOT AND COLD AT THE SAME TIME!!
-Yes, that my friend is the duality of BeerCat. Searing and sharp, yet frosty and smooth.

*A Morning After*
-Dude what happened to your face?
-Oh, man - I got mugged on my way back from WaWa.
-Wow man...so the mugger scratched you?
-No, he didn't touch my face, but I was so worked up when I got back that I challenged Jeff to a round of BeerCats. I finished two and he still one-upped me.
-Sucks, man. I guess I'll wait to tell you about your car.

*After Someone's Last Time*
-Ahhhh mannnn, why didn't I ever wear swim goggles for BeerCat?!
-Well, I guess you didn't SEE this coming...OH! BURNNN!
-NOT COOL MAN, NOT COOL. You just wait til it's your corneas.

by SpamMePlease August 4, 2010

becarefuling

The act of being careful.

A quicker way of saying "I'm being careful."

"Watch your step!" "I'm becarefuling."

by jeetay November 30, 2011

Because Tamara's boobs...

Refers to the time Maggie and Kellen wrote "YOLO" on Tamara's boobs and "because YOLO" became "because Tamara's boobs". True story.

I killed the neighbors because Tamara's boobs...

Let's do heroin because Tamara's boobs...

by onetimeatbandcampistuckaflute July 25, 2012

because you're gay

Response when asked a dumb why question

Max: Why is Wawa closed?
Jane: Because you're gay.

Kat: Why did you sleep with my boyfriend?
Lisa: Because you're gay.

Jimmy: Daddy, why don't you love me?
Dad: Because you're gay.

by SWalshie September 1, 2006

no because

Placed as an interjection at the beginning of a sentence. Generally used to add emphasis, similarly to "like" or "literally".

It is most commonly used by female or queer teens.

A: *opinion B agrees with*
B: no because you are 100% right

A: last night i had chicken salad
B: no because same

by hudzell March 26, 2022

because reasons

A phrase used in substitution for actual reasons. It's typically used in situations where a question is either too complex to give a sound logical answer and it's simpler to convince the other person that they should just give you the benefit of the doubt, or because the question is incredibly stupid and therefore not worth answering, or the answer that would have been given should be obvious to anyone with a brain. It can also be used to just make a statement about something.

Person 1: I fucking hate Carrot Top.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Because reasons.

Person 1: Are you voting for Santorum in the primaries?
Person 2: No, because reasons.

*kid falls off of bicycle*
Person 1: Haha, it's funny because reasons.

by desuforeverlulz August 4, 2012