belgium waffle

take a girl and a tennis racket smack her ass with it to make lines. then put syrup on her ass and lick it off.

jonny gave sally a belgium waffle last night.

by nick kirschner June 17, 2008

belgium steamer

a sexual act where during the girl's orgasm you shit in her mouth

guy A: ever watched disturbing porn videos?
guy B: yeh i watched the belgium steamer one and the church of fudge
guy A: fuck you cunt im not your friend
guy B: yeh only because i belgium steamered your mum your cock sucking faggot

by Young.Whites PYG January 5, 2010

Belgium Brunch

The term "Belgium Brunch" is the act (or term) of spreading butter or jelly on your toast only using a girl's pussy lips. (Preferably your freinds mom)

Tell your mom to send over a couple of her homemade Belgium Brunch toast.. Thanks!

by Juh Juh October 24, 2008

Belgium Popsicle

The art of freezing the penis by inserting it into a pile of snow, then immediately having oral sex.

"I nearly lost my slong to frostbite after giving your sister a belgium popsicle."

by megaDDs May 22, 2009

belgium cabbage

(n) The common term used by adults to conceal to minors, judicial authority, etc. their majuana plants.

That is not pot, bryce! It is belgium cabbage.

by toobadsosad December 31, 2007

belgium chocolate

Act of B.D.S.M.; Somebody squatting above a glass table and pooping on the glass table while somebody else masturbates underneath the glass table

(Ex.: My girlfriend enjoyed her Belgium chocolate. It was so easy! All I did was poop on a glass table while she layed underneath it and masturbated!

by Sexpert October 12, 2017

belgium waffle

An occasion where a group of shitfaced guys masturbate to a waffle. Last person to ejaculate has to eat the waffle. Only gay if sober.

"I feel bad for Mark, we played belgium waffle last night and he lost.."
"Sick dude!"
"Yeah I just told him to think of it as freshly made whipped cream."

by seriou April 4, 2008