by Rod b. Johnson March 23, 2023
Get the beanerfaggot mug.A clumsy oaf whose finger banging skills consist of smashing the clitoris like a polar bear attempting to open a safe full of baby seals.
Her latest suitor spent last evening fumbling around her hatchet wound like the most basic beanbanger for the last time, and left her orgasm unrealized.
by russianpolander January 15, 2024
Get the beanbanger mug.by Demorfugusnite July 29, 2024
Get the Beanernigletexpress mug.Like a beaver, using your teeth to carve a dick into a specific shape, while ingesting the blood and flesh that sprays everywhere, then carving their ballsack until their balls come out and eating them. After this, they man will then throw up over their head from pain, and the person will work diligently to clean it up like a beaver.
Guy 1: I GOT FUCKING BEAVERING’D BY ANDREA
Guy 2: SHIT ARE YOU OK?
Guy 1: *Pulls his dick out* LOOK AT MY DICK ITS FUCKING DESTROYED
Guy 2:*throws up* EWW IT LOOKS LIKE SOMEONES FUCKING MADE A HOUSE OUT OF IT
Guy 2: SHIT ARE YOU OK?
Guy 1: *Pulls his dick out* LOOK AT MY DICK ITS FUCKING DESTROYED
Guy 2:*throws up* EWW IT LOOKS LIKE SOMEONES FUCKING MADE A HOUSE OUT OF IT
by Kylie lips February 11, 2025
Get the Beavering mug.When you go down on your girl and schniff her butthole. This is because her butthole is releasing pheromones. This might also involve licking and caressing.
Boyfriend: Aye yo it's beavering time!
Girlfriend: I love beavering time.
Boyfriend: *Schniff *Schniff - Damn that shit staannnnnnky.
Girlfriend: I love beavering time.
Boyfriend: *Schniff *Schniff - Damn that shit staannnnnnky.
by anonymous March 31, 2025
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