Show Balls

Fantastically beautiful testicles which are normally in a freshly shaven sack. Beautiful enough to compete in a best ball competition. Like show dogs but for balls.

"Hey Kip, come look at Pat's really great balls"
Damn, you're right, those are show balls"

by Don Hippo August 27, 2018

ballsac teebagger

A golf accessory that has a compartment for balls and a compartment for tees.

I cannot tee off yet as I left my ballsac teebagger in the clubhouse.

by Truckdriver April 14, 2009

urine balls

That nasty collection of plastic balls at the playgrounds of fast food restaurants across this great country of ours. Those balls aren't wet because it rained, it's because some kid peed in the play structure.

Child: “Mom, can I go play? I’m done with my happy meal.”
Mom: “Yes, just be sure to stay out of the urine balls.”

by workinglate February 8, 2007

Balls McWalls

An individual with testicles of an abnormally large proportion who when walks, their balls swing vigorously from side to side smacking the walls due to their hugeness.

"did you see ol' Balls McWalls walking the street?"
"yeah those walls took a real pounding"

by nickthegreek55 February 25, 2009

balls in a twist

Slang expression for when a guy gets a little upset or sideways over something.

Oh now honey, don’t you get your balls in a twist!

by Dr Bunnygirl December 15, 2019

Gompy Balls

The act of feces being violently reflected off of porcelain by the anus in such a matter that said feces spackles the underside of the testicles when taking a poop.

I took such a powerful shit that i had to wipe my gompy balls.

by keepinit247 February 21, 2011

bucket o' balls

When something simply sucks ass.

That test was a real bucket o' balls.

by bonzaimagee April 25, 2006