Strangle Bate

Also known as autoerotic asphyxiation.

During masturbation, the masturbator will choke away his own oxygen to enhance the orgasm.

It is believed the pain/sensation increases the amount of chemicals released in the brain during intercourse, hence making it so much more fun by yourself.

I almost killed myself stranglebating last night. Jesus I need a girlfriend.

by Senshi March 1, 2005

norman bates

The act of going completely freaking out on someone.

Becca: "So did see that girl screaming at her boyfriend in the parking lot?"

Jake: "Yea, she totally went norman bates on his ass".

by cskillet January 15, 2009

Batesy Moment

(Noun)

A moment of unparrelled clarity or understanding followed by a random thought.

(Origin: Hull, Alex Bates)

Jon: "Damn i can't get this math prob!"
Alex: "It's 74...Mmm cheese"
Kev: "Another Batesy moment..."

by Jonesy1548 August 15, 2006

Bi-bate

When you can use both left and right hand to masturbate.

In order to relieve the sexual tension, I had to bi-bate.

by Princess Jewels May 22, 2018

Katie Bates

FUCKIN' MASSIVE FURRY

ALSO INTO BEASTIALITY

Fuckin' hell you seen Katie bates

by STWxiLLuSiOnZ September 4, 2018

Wake and bate

1. Masturbating as soon as soon as you wake up

2. Masturbating in the morning before doing anything else

I wake and bate every morning in order to wake myself up

by elfrosty May 18, 2014

Madden-bate

When you are forced to spend the night playing Madden by yourself, with just the voice of Gus Johnson to keep you comfort. Often this happens when your bro ditches you to go spend time with his girlfriend. It is normal to feel slightly ashamed once you complete a round of Madden-bating.

Zach: Hey man, let's go play some Madden.
Brendan: Nah dude, I gotta go buy some furniture with my girlfriend.
Zach: Oh, damn. Looks like I'm gonna have to go home and Madden-bate all night.

by Antoine_Dodson December 12, 2010