Spazz in the batter 

When one thing or person ruins something that is otherwise awesome.

Nigel: What the hell, that seagull just shat on the ice cream.

Rodrigo: Well isn't that a spazz in the batter.

Spazz in the batter by Esteban Blanco February 24, 2011

spreadable buttery ballsack 

the technique of saran rapping your balls and then running laps until sweaty then spreading and sliding it over your partners face.

damn, the "Big 86" gave that bitch a spreadable buttery ballsack yesterday.

spreadable buttery ballsack by Italiano 19 January 17, 2009

Saddle Batter

The warm, thick, wet substance that forms along the saddle, or taint, during physical activity - particularly bike riding.

After that 60-mile bike ride through Borneo, I had some major saddle batter souping up.

Saddle Batter by Ruge July 6, 2009

Smelt Batter 

The sexual act performed after the male finishes in a condom, then proceeding to fill the condom with smelt (live minnows) after which he places a funnel into womans vagina and dumping the battered smelt into the funnel.
(This method of conception is how Justin Beiber was concieved.)

Justin Beiber was finally concieved after completing the act of smelt battering.

Smelt Batter by Rickky shaw December 25, 2010

slag-batter 

a)The thrush like vaginal excretion of the common slut.

b)A competitive sport where young men attempt to bed more sluts than their competitors. Sport of kings...

a)What the fuck is that on your duvet? It looks like slag-batter to me.

b)This is our Chris, he's a degenerate, a champion slag-batter of the highest order.

slag-batter by Justin O'Connell October 17, 2007

smurf batter

(noun) man jazz, ejaculate, man juice, cum, nut

amanda needed a wet nap to wipe all of kyle's, alex's, steve's, scott's, mark's, david's and tyrone's smurf batter off her face before she went to the prom.

smurf batter by Sluddy 1 March 16, 2007

Shifty Batter 

Euphemism pertaining to semen. Related to by the fact Shifty and batter go hand in hand, as Shifty is a Fish and Chip Shop owner.

Shifty says to female - "Have you tasted Shifty Batter?"

Shifty Batter by Shiftybatter March 31, 2008