Moonlit Silent Basketball (MSB)

The first sport for stoners. You have to be high to enjoy this game. You and your buddies try to play basketball while making as little noise as possible, and the moon must be visible above your heads.

I'm blazed right now dude, lets go play some Moonlit Silent Basketball (MSB)!

by Guitarpwnage93 February 10, 2009

Rutger's Women's Basketball Team

According to Don Imus: A bunch of nappy-headed hoes.

Rutger's Women's Basketball Team = nappy-headed hoes.

by Eddie G May 16, 2007

Poo Basketball

One must scoot as far back on the toilet seat as one can (without touching your dirty anus on the actual seat, because thats disgusting). Your opponent and yourself must wad up little pieces of toilet paper and you take turns tossing the little wads over the stall wall in attempt to "score a basket" or put the t.p. wad in the bowl. A shot made is 1 point.

Poo Basketball-The launching of a T.P. wad and sinking it in the water without touching the other player in any manor is vital!

by P-noles January 13, 2009

cleavage basketball

when a girl is showing too much cleavage so you make a game out of who can throw the most stuff in her shirt
ex. coins, paperclips, rolled up gum wrappers, other small objects.

Casey's shirt was so low we decided to play a game of cleavage basketball.

by cleavage_overload91 March 13, 2008

basketball jones

A Basketball Jones is an obsession with the sport of basketball. Kids who play the game and only think of the world in terms of basketball and their potential success at it.

That's all he ever thinks about. He's got a Basketball Jones.

by Joe Neubarth January 21, 2005

Basketball Hoe

A classless women who goes to any level of basketball game from High School to the NBA with the soul purpose of trying to screw one of the players.

"Did you see Lafaunda at that last game?"
"Ya, I think she went off with that nasty centre Jermichael to do him."
"What a nasty-ass Basketball Hoe!"

by DJ Optimus Pness June 10, 2013

Mini Basketball

The Sport in Which A Participant Buys A 5 Dollar Mini Basketball Hoop Which Includes A Small Cushy Basketball From Their Local Mini Basketball Toy Seller, In Which They Tape It To Their Walls And In Times Of Severe Boredom, Attempt To Shoot The Tiny Ball Into The Tiny Hoop, Very Fulfilling.

Josh: Bought A Mini Basketball Hoop Yesterday
Kyle: Very Interesting, Fulfill Your Boredom Hole By Shooting A Hoop
Josh: Its Fucking Impossible
Kyle: Your A Noob

by WaLrUs. October 24, 2008