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back up barroom brawler

that sexy bitch you take home for some wild animal sex
dave: hey mike, why all the cuts and scratches?

mike: i dont want to talk about it dave. i had a rought night with my back up barroom brawler.
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broomstick rider

A non-gender specific term to describe an individual who possesses or closely resembles the attributes of a witch. While invisible to the viewer, this individual invariably and constantly maintains a broomstick between their butt cheeks. They may occasionally appear to glide as if riding a broomstick. The manifestation of broomstick rider qualities may include but are not limited to: virtually any negative quality, especially those associated with a witch.

Most notably seen in the qualities of the wicked witch of the west from Wizard of Oz. Cue music of wicked witch of the west riding the bicycle (phonetic pronunciation of the tune: DO DO DO DO DO DO (repeat 3 times with the third time finishing with a much higher pitch).
"That woman just spit in my sandwich, and then she wiped her greasy fingers all over it, right after scratching her hindquarters! What a broomstick rider!"

"My teacher failed the whole class, singled me out to sing the national anthem backwards as punishment, and then mocked me ruthlessly. She was a real broomstick rider!"

"That guy has been leading me on for years! He lured me into getting married, framed me, stole my kids and everything I own. Now I'm begging for bread crumbs on the streets of Manhattan. He was the biggest broomstick rider I've ever met!
by BRUTALTRUTHHURTS May 15, 2016
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Speedy Broomstick

When A Witch Does A HandStand On A BroomStick And It Zips Into The Next Galaxy Like That Car That Could Travel Through Time in Back To The Future
Damn That Son Of A Witch Flew Away On A Goddamn Speedy Broomstick!
by Seagulls Of Satan September 28, 2008
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cunt-brooming

When a man with a rather full and bushy mustache performs cunnilingus on a willing female, giving the appearance of a broom upon her cunt.
With a mustache like that, Tom Selleck is definitely cunt-brooming eight or nine bitches tonight.
by 30 tall cans of Busch August 29, 2009
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flying broomstick

A sexual maneuver in which the man leaps from the foot of the bed, leading with his penis, and penetrating his partner in one motion.

Due to the sheer physics behind this maneuver the penetration is extremely deep and most excellent.

Also known as "the cervix slapper" or" the ultimate hole in one"
1) Dude, I totally flying broomsticked this chick last night.

2) Bro, I would totally flying broomstick that ass right now.
by docholiday9009 August 1, 2011
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bazoombas

Giant breasts, one alone (a bazoomba) being bigger than the owner's arse. So big they look wrong.
My God, they're some big bazoombas!
by Starsky July 30, 2003
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Broom sweeping arm

The arm that is used for repetitive action.
Person 1: Dude, my broom sweeping arm is aching
Person 2: What happened?
Person 1: I played squash for 2 hours
Person 2: ...wouldn't that make it your squash arm?
by Broom_Sweeper August 15, 2010
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