Barnette

A pedophile (mostly used as an insult)

Why are you looking at that little girl?
You must be a barnette.

by DarkyWolf March 11, 2022

Dirty Barnette

When your teacher has a crush on a student.

That teacher must be a dirty barnette

by DarkyWolf May 25, 2022

Barnett's Shaw Massive

Also known as the North Oxted Massive, this gang runs most of the business in the Oxted area with most of their strength being contained in the notorious areas of Silkham and the Shaw. They originally started small on the scene, before coming out of nowhere to knock the prime crime leaders off their top spots for themselves. They ain't to be messed with, as it is well known that their rise to power, although quiet, was also extremely violent, bloody and fraught with pain and death.
They're known to have close ties with the CTS and are a known part of SKl Konnexion, signifying their work on a larger scale - these lads aren't local no more.
Common gang activites include "slam" and the occassional bit of "swingy". They're also known to be fiercely territorial, defending the Shaw and it's inhabitants from their rivals the SOC or the H-to-the-G-Unit.

"I hear the Barnett's Shaw Massive been hitting up the South Oxted Crew again"
"Man, those North Oxted lads don't take no shit, make sure you ain't disrespecting"
"For sure I ain't, the Shaw is a tough place to be, they're hardened gangsters"
"Barnett's Shaw - a hard place to live, an easy place to die"

by Mad Styles Mike July 29, 2008

Bretted it

Taking things too far.

Larry: "You must have woke up on the wrong side of the cave this morning".

Brett: "You must have woke up on the wrong side of your mom this morning."
Robbie: "You just Bretted it."

by Brett's Mom August 13, 2011

barbette

A small jab that's not egregious enough to call the speaker on, but still sharp enough to sting

Aunt Jean commented snidely on my blouse, but it was a barbette, so I couldn't call the old bitch on it.

by barebones July 24, 2015

Barnett

A three in one two timer who distributes his time equally between rampant drug usage and deviant sexual encounters. Lives in the past and PISSES on floors to mark territory and establish dominance. Lies for entertainment purposes.

That Barnett has wasted more time fishing but he must be a goldfish himself because he does the same shit every day. A rerun.

by Dailgailgog November 3, 2019

Barrettfdk

A young canuck child named Barrett who likes to smoke the shittiest Canadian weed and drink maple syrup flavored rum. He once mated with a fellow named Kalorea which resulted in the abomination known as Carn, even though he secretly has a crush on a hippy Californian known as Seshi. He once attempted to shit off niagra falls just to slip in his own feces and break both of his arms, which led to a romance with Kalorea helping him release his "stress".

"man, that dudes such a Barrettfdk"

by Fizzcraft December 16, 2021