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acorn barnacle

Basically, an acorn barnacle is when the female has a barnacle-looking patch growing between her legs, along with maggots eating away at her pearl. There is a video online that you can watch to get a better picture.
Dave: yo dude i just had sex with tz the other day and turns out she got acorn barnacles
John: holy shit!!!
by saccharinsugar February 29, 2016
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stupid barnacle

Someone who acts like a stupid sea arthopod, commonly known as a Barnacle.
by Astupidbarnacleboy October 14, 2017
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beaver barnacles

Infected scabby sores found on a bitches beaver one might expect to find a pearl in.
She looked good but when she pulled her pants down, she had beaver barnacles.
by Suka may korncob December 7, 2020
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Barnacle

The word used to describe a person whom waits until the very last second of a conference call to make their presence known
Sally is such a trashy barnacle! She attached herself to the weekly Webex like a parasite, adding less-than-zero value, until it came time for her to announce her presence to management!
by 16vjohnson December 11, 2018
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rusty barnacle

(n) - an inverted or pronated rectum, damaged by anal sex with an unusually thick dick or dildo.

(n) - an anus or rectum that protrudes like a barnacle from the asscrack, usually from rough anal sex
She told him that she liked it rough, so it wasn't his fault that she got a rusty barnacle.

"You know how huge Bob is - don't let him do anal or you'll end up with a rusty barnacle."
by dimebag40 April 9, 2010
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Barnabe

Someone who attempts to be good in bed and covers up his emotions by sending dirty memes. Might send you a dick pic or two at inappropriate timing of the day to make sure you are reminded. Most of time French, straight and funny. Generally a great person and will make you laugh so hard you have cramps on your calf. . Happy to teach you marketing in return for sex. Keep this in mind next time you meet him as he can fool you with his dreamy and gentlemen look. In conclusion, a bad guy in a good way.
*Barnabe rocks up on his bike* *Girls take their panties off*
by babyvietcong June 25, 2022
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barnacle

A slut or a person who has multiple sexual partners. Biologically speaking, a barnacle can mate with multiple partners at the same time through the use of tentacles.
Mary - "Lucy just got with 5 boys at once. She's such a barnacle."
by lols_royce January 31, 2010
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