Dirty Banishing

A man giving himself golden showers while hiding in the neighbor's bushes

No, that's not a sprinkler. He's dirty banishing himself

by Bazillus November 22, 2022

barshnegoon

1. To borrow something with the intent of never returning it.

I thought to myself "I really need a stapler", so I went over to Milton's office and barshnegooned his.

by Dennis Wurster September 17, 2007

Barist-bro

A male who works in a coffee shop. Male equivalent of Barista. They often seem to overcompensate by being overly friendly and acting like they are a personal friend of yours by referring to you as "dude" or "bro."

I went to the coffee shop to try to hit on that hot barista, but there was some barist-bro working instead! I just got cock-blocked by Starbucks!

by ZoSAndrew January 27, 2011

ninja barista

An espresso machine operator with not only exceptional skill in producing the finest espresso shots and espresso-based drinks, but also with extreme dexterity, zen-like demeanor and lightning quick speed behind the bar. Generally is quiet and modest, but can deliver a killer shot of espresso.

Compare and contrast with the rockstar barista.

Before I even put down my two dollars, that ninja barista had a killer doubleshot of espresso in front of me.

by Jimmy Oneschuk July 25, 2008

Barista

A person who works in a coffeeshop. More than likely, a person who puts up with large variables of bull shit from snobby customers throughout his/her work shift.

"Hey, what do you do?"
"I'm a Barista "
"Oh, I'm sorry..."
"Yeah man...It's okay."

by KMill22 January 19, 2009

Bartish

To share a meal; entree-splitting; salad-sharing; to avoid the fullness factor; two people one dish.

The salmon looks good, would you like to Bartish with me? I'd love a caesar salad but I don't want to be too full--let's Bartish. We were thinking about Bartishing dinner tonight.

by MeganTron December 23, 2012

Bardshit

The use of excessively liberal language or actions to justify totalitarian practices.

He says: The school is now making all history majors take a course in women's studies because they want the students to understand the oppression that women as a group have endured due to the unrelenting control a male oriented society has exhibited throughout history.
She says: That sounds like a bunch of bardshit to me.

by Leah N. G. Sheets July 22, 2008