poop bandit

An unknown individual who shits mysteriously in odd places and never takes credit for it. The shit may be found anywhere except in a toilet. The poop bandit may strike at any time in any place. He does not discriminate against race, ethnicity, or gender. He only discriminates against toilets.

Hey Randy, whats that smell? Oh shit! Looks like the poop bandit has struck again!

by John Warner August 21, 2006

Bardia

Real Gangsta

Straight outta Hell
Heil brother
Wise , Powerful and Proud
He gotta kill all fake ass bishes in tha world
G

YO Bardia , How ya Doin G ?
Im Doin fine Brother
Seig Heil

by G the Wise May 27, 2017

one armed bandit

A slot machine, Named after the 'old' era of slot machines with the arm on the side you pulled down. This was prior to modern era push button machines.

That slot-jockey has been playin the one armed bandit for hours.

by PG January 26, 2003

Arse Bandit

Slang Phrase - Derogatory - Meaning Homosexual

Arse (meaning bottom, bum, rectum, anus)
Bandit (as in thief, Highway man, mugger)

You fucking Arse Bandit! Shit off!

by homo-humper October 1, 2004

The Ilinois Enema Bandit

Michael Kenyon - NOT a fictional character but a genuine (well-documented) burglar who assaulted female victims by forcibly administering enemas to them during robberies.

"The Ilinois Enema Bandit...a true American folk hero! You've heard of Richard Nixon, this guy is even better!" - Zappa

by Noxema-Tapioca May 21, 2009

dick bandit

a huge slut who goes for every dick out there! popularized by juvenile's song entitled back that ass up

damnnnnnnn that gurl is a dick bandit, she hooked up with everyone

by dstets April 3, 2008

Bardia

Bardia is a persian dude. If you meet him you are very lucky as he is a very loyal friend/loving partner. However, if you piss Bardia off he will instantly snap because of his short temper. Bardias often procrastinate but when they are doing something they love they do it well. They are followers (not leaders) and like to fit in. Bardia learns very quickly no matter how challenging something is and their determination is a great attribute. They are amazing people and you are very lucky if you know of a Bardia

Dude!! Is that a Bardia? We NEED to be his friend!

by pewdiepie6969 February 24, 2019