"that? that's a badassaholic"
"Holy shit Where?"
"Over there, the dude pissing on that choir of old women"
"Holy shit Where?"
"Over there, the dude pissing on that choir of old women"
by SuperBadass April 13, 2008
Get the Badassaholic mug.Any given place where more than one badass can reliably be found. In modern times, this may mean a certain night club, a certain seedy bar, or even any given trailer park - depending on the inhabitants.
Historically, this was named after the Badasserarium in Brundisium, a temple erected by Emperor Nero in the year 55. The original Badasserarium honored the final, most badass professional fighters left standing after the Great Gladiatorial Gangbang in July of that year. The survivors of a massive day-long free-for-all initiated with 900 heavily armed and alcoholically lubricated gladiators, these handful were granted the honorific Badassissimus, indicating status of an ass far worse than any other precursors in the field of badassery. Enshrined during their lifetimes as living saints of the Badasserarium, such was their fame that even respectable matrons and virgin girls of Brundisium would pay good money to spend fifteen seconds with any one of them, who would bestow his virility and virtue upon them with a Falcon Punch to the abdomen, leaving them unable to walk - sometimes permanently.
Upon being asked by Nero whether this was absolutely necessary, the Badassissimus responded by roaring incoherently and kicking a watermelon hard enough to orbit the known world twice and decapitate a nearby catamite the following Thursday. Suetonius translates this to mean: "Yes, I am afraid it is."
Historically, this was named after the Badasserarium in Brundisium, a temple erected by Emperor Nero in the year 55. The original Badasserarium honored the final, most badass professional fighters left standing after the Great Gladiatorial Gangbang in July of that year. The survivors of a massive day-long free-for-all initiated with 900 heavily armed and alcoholically lubricated gladiators, these handful were granted the honorific Badassissimus, indicating status of an ass far worse than any other precursors in the field of badassery. Enshrined during their lifetimes as living saints of the Badasserarium, such was their fame that even respectable matrons and virgin girls of Brundisium would pay good money to spend fifteen seconds with any one of them, who would bestow his virility and virtue upon them with a Falcon Punch to the abdomen, leaving them unable to walk - sometimes permanently.
Upon being asked by Nero whether this was absolutely necessary, the Badassissimus responded by roaring incoherently and kicking a watermelon hard enough to orbit the known world twice and decapitate a nearby catamite the following Thursday. Suetonius translates this to mean: "Yes, I am afraid it is."
"This San Francisco restaurant once served lunch to Bruce Lee, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, and Chuck Norris at the same sitting. For the brief duration of that lunch, decades ago, this restaurant was a badasserarium."
"The Badassissimus of the Badasserarium was a badass well known for his consummate badassery."
"The Badassissimus of the Badasserarium was a badass well known for his consummate badassery."
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The epitome of the American Women. she radiates confidence in everything she does, whether it's ordering a drink, buying a set of wheels, or dealing with men. she's slow to anger, brutally efficient when fighting back.
The badass carves her own path. She wears, drives, drinks, watches, and listens to what she chooses, when she chooses, where she chooses, uninfluenced by fads or advertising campaigns. Badass style is understated but instantly recognizable. Like a chopped Harley or a good pair of sunglasses: simple, direct, and functional.
The badass carves her own path. She wears, drives, drinks, watches, and listens to what she chooses, when she chooses, where she chooses, uninfluenced by fads or advertising campaigns. Badass style is understated but instantly recognizable. Like a chopped Harley or a good pair of sunglasses: simple, direct, and functional.
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Get the Gucci Badass mug.Someone (usually a guy) who tries to be overly macho and cool, but instead comes off ass being an asshole.
This often takes place when the speaker is trying to impress a girl, but lacks the proper social skills.
This often takes place when the speaker is trying to impress a girl, but lacks the proper social skills.
Dude 1 (to girl 1): Hey, wanna suck my dick? I know you do. I mean, I've got the hugest dick in this whole place...not like Dude 2 over here.
Dude 2: Dude! Not cool.
Girl 1: It's ok, he's just being a badasshole.
Dude 2: Dude! Not cool.
Girl 1: It's ok, he's just being a badasshole.
by BlessedIcon January 26, 2010
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Mike: "So I did like 25 shots right, and like I wasn't even that drunk, then this cop tries to pull me over for drunk driving. So I speed the fuck out of there doing 150 miles an hour and outran his ass. Fucking pigs. Then I met this really hot chick and I nailed her the same night. It was awesome, but you know, that kind of thing happens to me all the time."
Pete: "Whoa, we've got a badass here. Time to break out the badass hat."
Pete: "Whoa, we've got a badass here. Time to break out the badass hat."
by Nick D July 7, 2004
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