Bagless Vacuum

When a man tucks his balls between his legs (in the style of a mangina) while receiving a blowjob.

I felt like she'd earned a treat so I let that bitch give me a bagless vacuum.

by Chickenbuttinyourface August 2, 2011

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A middle aged balding overweight gentleman who jabs his penis head into his stomach fold to allow the dangling of his testies while free balling at work. Most Grocery store produce managers, 90% to be exact perform this act.

Tina - Walking to the salad bar "What the fuck is up with Blake?"

Jenny (Deli Clerk) - "uhhh is he walkin weird?"

Tina - "yep"

Jenny "then he's probably doing the "bangle dangle"

Tina - "I'm not even going to ask"

by dangchicago April 17, 2009

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bangle

To fail in spectacular fashion, bungle, goof. Inspired by former BMW designer Chris Bangle, whose radical 6 and 7 Series redesigns of the 2000s pale in comparison to BMW's classics and remain rolling visual atrocities to this day.

AJ came off the bench to try and win the game on the last drive, but bangled his chance by throwing four straight incompletions and sealing the rival team's comeback win.

by beckenbauer November 16, 2011

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Bangled

In reference to Chris Bangle, BMW's head of bad design. It refers to something that was great, but has been reworked into something new and horrible which doesn't represent the previous version's awesometude.

I'd buy a BMW 5 series, but only if the new versions weren't so Bangled.
New Coke was seriously Bangled.

by Drew Carter July 16, 2008

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bangle

To screw up. To ruin something that was formerly beautiful, especially in the field of design. Taken from the name of BMW's controversial designer Chris Bangle.

I really like the Bilbao, but I think Frank Gehry really bangled the Seattle EMP.

by Nirad December 3, 2003

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