Batwanger

Troll with a hole and a knob

I was fucked up one night and ended up cornholing a batwanger

by trollfaced batwanger July 15, 2003

New Balance 574

Some of the most popular New Balance yet. They come in a variety of colors and most people own at least one pair

Person A: What shoes are you wearing tonight bro?
Person B: Im thinking about my black New Balance 574

Person A: Come to think of it, I might wear mine too.

by Theboogieman94 August 6, 2009

balkanize

To fracture and waste something important, like a country, with something totally unimportant, like ethnic differences.

Man, you just balkanized your head on a stump!

by psients October 24, 2006

fair and balanced

Term used by Fox News, which is really false advertising. When they sued Al Franken over ownership of said phrase, they were basically laughed out of court.

Fair and balanced my ass.

by RandomSegaFanboy August 19, 2004

Balanar

Strong Str hero from the awesome online game DOTA or defense of the ancients.

This hero relies heavily upon nightime in the game to destroy other hero's.
Night stalker or Balanar hunts mercilessly at night taking down hero's at their own tower.
During day night stalker should just farm up, gain some nice items, maybe KS a few times with void while waiting for night time where any decent player should be able to godlike.

I_own_u (keeper of the light): care guys, its night time
Balanar just pwned I_own_u's head for an extra 235 gold!
Nightstalker is beyond godlike! somebody kill him! (holy shit)

by DeMoNiCNdLuCeFeRiC August 24, 2007

balango man

A real, suave motherfucker; someone who knows how to go out in style.

"Aw shit, you see Raphael and his new pimped out car? That cat's so cool, a real balango man."

by aaron May 9, 2003

fair and balanced

A media term. An ideal which all newspapers, TV stations and other media should aspire too. This means giving equal air time column inches etc to all sides of the arguement. However in the world of commercial media cartels this ideal is sacrificed on the alter of the profit margin, political influence and self interest.

These days to gain a fair and balanced view of current events it is best to source your news from a number of different sources that offer as wider range of opinions as possible and make your own mind up.

Newscaster "Do you think this war is the correct course of action?"
Man A "Yes blah blah blah"
Man B "No Blah Blah blah"
Station owner "Man A is backed by our major sponsers, ignore man B"

by black flag May 29, 2004