Ballspenis is a word describing a very small penis that it’s so close to the balls due to drugs. This term can be used to describe a penis that has been under the influence of steroids. basically no woman would ever fuck that.
Man with a Ballspenis: Hey girl come ride on my dick!
Woman: Never! It’s so close to the balls its inpossible for you to ever get hard!
Woman: Never! It’s so close to the balls its inpossible for you to ever get hard!
by Plague1300 November 28, 2020
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Named for a proofing error in a British student newspaper which was meant to read "Previous Balls have been well attended"
However, it got published and sent to over 2000 parents and students as "Previous Ballshave been well attended."
Named for a proofing error in a British student newspaper which was meant to read "Previous Balls have been well attended"
However, it got published and sent to over 2000 parents and students as "Previous Ballshave been well attended."
Dear Teacher,
I apologize most profusely that my homework referred to King Cunt rather than King Canute. It was a total ballshave.
With deepest regrets,
Student
Student A: Shit - I was in such a hurry to hand in my thesis that I left in those sarcastic comments I drunkenly wrote about my supervisor in the acknowledgements section.
Unsympathetic Student B (laughing): Ballshave!
Editor: I don't mind aggressive journalism, but if we get sued because of a ballshave, I'll have your ass on a plate.
I apologize most profusely that my homework referred to King Cunt rather than King Canute. It was a total ballshave.
With deepest regrets,
Student
Student A: Shit - I was in such a hurry to hand in my thesis that I left in those sarcastic comments I drunkenly wrote about my supervisor in the acknowledgements section.
Unsympathetic Student B (laughing): Ballshave!
Editor: I don't mind aggressive journalism, but if we get sued because of a ballshave, I'll have your ass on a plate.
by BallShaver April 5, 2021
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As a replacement for the word “bussin”, Ballslappin is used as a term when you eat something so good it’s better than bussin. -
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Did you hear that guy on ESPN say Tom Brady came out of retirement becuase LeBron texted him? That ESPN worker totally got ballsacked.
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crush: imagine having ballscheese
teacher: you cant enter my class having cheese on your balls!
crush: imagine having ballscheese
teacher: you cant enter my class having cheese on your balls!
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