buttered whisker biscuit

The vaginal area of a woman who is heavily aroused and very, very wet. "Buttered" is added to the existing phrase whisker biscuit once it has reached a state of slippery wetness akin to that of something that has been buttered.

Yeah, I'm gonna get me a little of that ol' buttered whisker biscuit tonight!

by boerbabe May 27, 2006

Buttered Vegetables

A female dyes her pubic hair green, and a male ejaculates onto her pubes and "butters up her vegetables"

I talked to the chef, she is totally down to make some Buttered Vegetables

by Vegetable Butter-er January 12, 2009

Buttered Chillidog

the act of takeing a funnel and placing in your/volenteers ass, then pouring chilli in it and haveing said person then proceeds to empty the contentsof their ass onto a buttered hotdog bun and eat it.

Zach made a buttered chillidog, lets watch him eat it.

by Syrin_Graft October 6, 2009

Buttered Toast

To butter one's toast is to jack off and/or give a handjob

The male specimen took out his toaster. He began to butter his toast and prep it for the toaster. Said toaster was broken due to technical difficulties, so the being had to press the switch up and down til the toast became nice and crispy and the butter exploded from the device. (buttered toast)

by Oh. Yes. May 30, 2019

Buttered Thunder

This is when you vomit on your own dick and then stick it in her.

Dude was so drunk he accidentally gave her the buttered thunder.

by CFSamwise December 13, 2009

Buttered the back of my balls

To soil your pants so badly it coats the unfortunate persons testicles.

Oh no...we have to go.

What do you mean we have to go?

I just buttered the back of my balls man.

by EZD May 2, 2015

buttered carrot

A self lubricated sex toy, most likely a dildo.

Random person 1: I really need a good fuck.
Random person 2: I'll lend you my buttered carrot.
Random person 1: yaaaasss tanks.

by Bitchy Mcbitchenstien October 17, 2015