buttstories

Inspired by KAT of when she told a story about some guy getting his face planted in someones butt and that is wher it came from!

www.buttstories.com

BoyzIImen:"Ones i was walking in the park and some dogg tried to hump me with his butt!"

Ass: dam boi thats some dam good buttstories pendejo

by amex42 November 10, 2008

buttstop

1. n. Act of needing to defecate
2. n pausing to admire a pretty derriere

1.I may be in the bathroom for a while; I need to make a buttstop.
2.My eyes are making a buttstop on Cindy

by mollytim October 29, 2007

Buttstachi

A derogatory slang term for a chubby, balding jewish man.

There are a group of Buttstachi' coming our way.

by mo-skurg February 16, 2010

buttstopping

squeez your butt.

Johnny stopped Jimmy by buttstopping his butt from Jimmy's attacking!

by junior high January 23, 2011

buttstock

1. a member of a team that has no real purpose but gets the same credit as the rest just by being a part of said team.
2. a member of a team that isn't needed and usually gets in the way, without him/her the functionality of said team would remain the same.

Comparative to an actual buttstock where the rifle would work just as well without it.

1. "look at Andy, he just slows us down and still gets the same pay as we do. What a buttstock"

by gilley75 August 14, 2011

Buttstadt

One who interrupts conversations, then immediately sees it's self out of said conversation.

Persona A "Hi." Person B "Hello." A Buttstadt "Blah blah, sorry, I'll see myself outta this conversation now..."

by Jbz October 16, 2012

Buttstrug

When you struggle to preform the act of butt chugging (funneling alcohol into your anus).
Also known as Buttstruggling or Buttstruggle

Buttstrug- When you struggle to preform the act of butt chugging
ex. The other day was a real buttsrug when trying to funnel beer into my anus.

by fomank December 5, 2014