Chad : Damn girl you look so fine in that lingerie!
Josie : Uh thanks my Boyfriend is going to buy It for me.
Chad : (sniff) Mmm! Damn girl your hair smells so fine!
Josie : Uh thanks my Boyfriend buy's me expensive shampoo and washes it for me!
Chad : Mmmm! Damn girl you have such soft breast's and Mmmm look at that pussy!
Josie : GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME ONLY MY BOYFRIEND CAN TOUCH ME!
Chad : Ok fine so are you and this so called Boyfriend of your's really serious?
Josie : I don't know why don't you ask him he's standing behind you with a big shovel!
Chad : (WACK) Uhh Uhh Uhh JESUS CHRIST!!!
Josie : Thanks baby your the best Boyfriend ever!
Jason : No problem Mmmm do you need some help removing that lingerie?
Josie : Why yes cause that's what a Boyfriend is supposed to do!
Steve : Help! Help! My Boyfriend is bleeding!!!
Jason : Oh just pee on him he will be fine! (LOL)
Steve : Right Ahhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
Chad : WHAT THE FUCK GOD DAMN'T STEVE QUIT PEEING ON ME!
Steve : Oh baby im glad your ok Thank God my Boyfriend is ok!
Chad : Hey Jason hand me that shovel!
Josie : Uh thanks my Boyfriend is going to buy It for me.
Chad : (sniff) Mmm! Damn girl your hair smells so fine!
Josie : Uh thanks my Boyfriend buy's me expensive shampoo and washes it for me!
Chad : Mmmm! Damn girl you have such soft breast's and Mmmm look at that pussy!
Josie : GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME ONLY MY BOYFRIEND CAN TOUCH ME!
Chad : Ok fine so are you and this so called Boyfriend of your's really serious?
Josie : I don't know why don't you ask him he's standing behind you with a big shovel!
Chad : (WACK) Uhh Uhh Uhh JESUS CHRIST!!!
Josie : Thanks baby your the best Boyfriend ever!
Jason : No problem Mmmm do you need some help removing that lingerie?
Josie : Why yes cause that's what a Boyfriend is supposed to do!
Steve : Help! Help! My Boyfriend is bleeding!!!
Jason : Oh just pee on him he will be fine! (LOL)
Steve : Right Ahhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
Chad : WHAT THE FUCK GOD DAMN'T STEVE QUIT PEEING ON ME!
Steve : Oh baby im glad your ok Thank God my Boyfriend is ok!
Chad : Hey Jason hand me that shovel!
by SlopNChop April 24, 2019
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by anonymus August 23, 2003
Get the Boyfriend mug.The guy who makes you feel really loved and he's always there to comfort you. Not needed to improve a female, but makes a great accessory. Often people call guys who are friends "boyfriends". Please spare us the confusion!
Not-single girl: "Last night my boyfriend took me to this romantic restaurant..."
Loner: "I wish I had a boyfriend!"
Girl: "John's a good boyfriend to me!"
Friend: "Are you guys going out?"
Girl: "He is a friend who is a guy!"
Loner: "I wish I had a boyfriend!"
Girl: "John's a good boyfriend to me!"
Friend: "Are you guys going out?"
Girl: "He is a friend who is a guy!"
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Get the boyfriend mug.amazing person who always calls to say i love you, hugs and kisses whenever his girl is sad, makes (or gets from the diner) breakfast in bed, has egg hunts, will skip brothers weekend with his frat and surprise his girlfriend and her best friends with saki bombs, makes her a get well package when she is sick,always spoils her, meets the entire family and friends from hom (and everyone loves him) and most importantly is the person that really and truly makes his girlfriend so incredibly happy and makes her feel so deeply in love for the first time. This guy is the best thing that could have happened to her.
by Jess Dowd May 2, 2006
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Get the boyfriend mug.loving guys in your life who will do anything for you and love you unconditionally. they are there for you to hug and tell secrets to. most of the time they listen. boyfriends are great!
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