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Bartender

A person who spills tea too much; Someone who hears tea and spills it to many people.
Don’t tell Bob, he’s a bartender”
by borndon_ September 7, 2023
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Bartender

A highkey therapist, helps you at making bad decisions, helps you get laid, lowkey flirts with you and skillfully serving as a wingman.
That Bartender will for sure help me get laid
by Dzengo January 4, 2024
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Bartender

Wow, Tyler is such a bartender.
by wordy300 August 28, 2022
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Stop banging the bartender

Meaning: take this (more) serious.
A: It’s just a Spanish exam I won’t need Spanish after this year anyway.
B: Stop banging the bartender
by Tuesjay November 22, 2022
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Dirty Bartender

When during a threesome, you cum in a girl's belly button then mix it with whiskey and have another girl drink the mixture out of her belly button.
Bro, we had some much fun last night we even tried the dirty bartender.
by Scurzy May 20, 2019
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resting bartender face

“cora you need to smile more you have resting bartender face”
by nonbiny January 10, 2022
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Bartender Tod

Pouring beer onto your girl’s ass and then yelling your neighbor’s name with your girl screaming in pain and pleasure as you engage in intercourse.
Friend 1: so what happened after you took Nancy home last night? She totally wanted that d
Friend 2: it was unbelievable bro. I gave her a bartender tod and then a Wet Malfoy in the morning.
Friend 1: sounds like fun. What’s her number?
by Freggsmash May 13, 2019
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