Barf-shart

Situation where one vomits from the mouth and excretes human waste from the anus at the same time. Can be caused from laughing, ridiculous weirdness or excess consumption of alcohol.

He was so smashed that he barf-sharted.

I was laughing so hard that I barf-sharted.

by BAsch July 10, 2010

barf swapping

When drunk and horny lovers make out after one or both having vomited and not yet washed their mouth(s).

Dick and Jane were so fucked up on New Years, to celebrate at midnight she puked and they started barf swapping in the middle of the party.

by Inhibitited May 2, 2016

Barf Basket

To have a barf basket one must hold a basket of barf or excreted material in their vagina/vagina's for long periods of time. When said material (barf) stays in the vaginal area for a period of time it creates barfies. Barfies are crazy little aliens that primarily reside in the Colorado area.

Hey barf basket!! Whats up?

by Barf basket #1 November 19, 2013

barfing rainbows

a reaction to something or someone that has a forced or cloying cuteness

that's so f*** adorable i'm just barfing rainbows

by txbearmr October 17, 2008

barf poodle

to barf uncontrollably, often on other people.

"yo mang, you played the barf poodle last night!"

by Jim Henson July 1, 2006

Barf Dick

A female who has vomited on someone's penis while giving oral sex. Not to be confused with puke dick.

"Should I hook up with Mallory?"
"No way, dude. She's a barf dick."

by lokomo February 22, 2010

Hurt-barf

1. The vomit that hurts your throat when you eat spicy junk food loaded with peppers, onions, and other various hot spices.

2. The vomit that scrapes your throat when you throw up partially, or half-eaten food.

1. Kirk totally experienced a hurt-barf after scarfing his jalapeno pizza and chili-cheese fries.

2. That baguette and tequila shots fucked me up; the baguette crust came up in a hurt-barf.

by AA Factory February 8, 2008