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brings nothing to the table

A person or thing with absolutly no redeeming qualities. While others are interesting or have stories to tell a person who brings nothing to the table simply drags others down.
Seth Weiner is the classic example of someone who brings nothing to the table be it talking nonstop about phish or smoking weed like it is his last day on earth
by The harsh reality May 30, 2005
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never bring food to a buffet

an expression which basically asserts that it is unnecessary (and often self-defeating) to be accompanied by someone of the opposite sex to an event where there are likely to be a significant amount of unattached people who are potentially looking for an opportunity to "hook up".

applies of course to those who are not married or not in a steady, long term relationship.
"so, are you going to Darren and Tracey's wedding? I hear there will be lots of hot singles there!"

"for sure. maybe I should bring along a date, what do you think?"

"no no no, my friend......remember....NEVER bring food to a buffet!"
by polo January 5, 2006
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Bring it onith

-accepting a challenge with open arms.

-used in the medieval times as a saying before sprinting to guaranteed death on the battlefield
In the midst of a heated halo 3 battle...

Jon- "Dude hes got the sniper, don't go it there"

Smitty- "Bring it onith!!!!" (As he is met with a sniper bullet to the face)
by i <3 cleveland steamers November 15, 2009
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bringing a gun to a knife fight

making it impossible for you to lose, overkill,
hes giving a 2 dollar hooker a 50 thats like bringing a gun to a knife fight
by telephone45 July 3, 2007
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bring home the bacon

supply means of subsistence; earn a living; attain success or reach a desired goal.
"Women nowadays not only take care of the household but also bring home the bacon"

"Keith brings the bacon home with an amazing goal to win the game"
by keith gunn January 19, 2007
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bring back the biff

To promote and encourage the punch up or biff back to Rugby League.
Reg yells at the tv, "Bring Back the Biff!"

Steph shouted excitedly, "Crocker's bringing back the biff!!"
by soandso November 10, 2008
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bring it bitch

A statement made in the act of confrontation. To show you are not intimidated.
You think you can kick my ass?
"Bring it bitch"
by Jiu jitsu addict May 19, 2014
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