Nocturnal Awakenings

Waking up in the middle of the night or very early morning and not being able to return to sleep.

I woke up this morning at 3:30am because of "Nocturnal Awakenings"

by The Sleep Expert June 20, 2009

Facebook awake

When you are awake enough ton fully engage with social media but remain in bed unable or unwilling to face the real world.

Was a great party last night . Feeling it today though didn't get up until midday , but was facebook awake at 9:00 posting pics

by Yolo4ever May 10, 2016

Super ultra gay deluxe ova part two the virgin inside awakens the prequel part 2

A retarded ass movie name

John: Hey do you want to watch Super ultra gay deluxe ova part two the virgin inside awakens the prequel part 2 tonight?
Smart intellectual person: No because I’m not gay

by Jrnabbhrhsx July 29, 2019

Marchen Awakens Romance

Aka M.A.R is basicly a popular anime about a boy named Kosi Ginta who is a junior high school student that wants to live in a world where his fantasy is a reality, One day, a mysterious door appears in his classroom. This door leads to another world, “Mar Heaven”, the place he longed to be in. It has everything he dreamed a fairy tale world would have, such as witches and werewolves. There, he finds an item called ÄRM. It’s a special device that was created by magic and gives its user a special ability.

Marchen Awakens Romance airs on toonami jetstream. look it up, "that's awsome".

by oliverflash September 22, 2006

awakerbation

when you wake up with morning glory and you can't resist the urge to beat your meat to the sound of a monkey crying until you start to bleed from your eyes

Harry: i had the most the furious awakerbation of my life this morning

Alena: i know i could here you scream
Harry: you should have cum helped me babe

Alena: no! last time i choked on your hairy scrotum

Harry: its not my fault you coon

by fgdjbdkfn;p December 3, 2015

awake dead

It is that strange thing when you are awake but can't move at all for the first few minutes after you wake up.

This morning I was awake dead and I was scared.

by Uniquelionheart December 22, 2010

Uncle Wully's Rude Awakening

While sleeping on a futon, next to the bed of your buddy's girlfriend, spew hot garbage from your anus into an oscillating fan. As she awakes from her slumber to the suffocating stench, play possum and keep the giggles to yourself.

After a long day of my buddy's girlfriend badgering, I decided to fall asleep on his futon. This is when I decided to punish her and unleash Uncle Wully's Rude Awakening. She was up for hours.

by The Gerber Gobbler February 26, 2010