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Plops anonymous

A name given to someone who has shit on the floor, shit all over the toilet bowl, or shit there pants without owning up .
Loook at that sorry son of a bitch, old plops anonymous.. He shit all over the toilet bowl and when i asked if it was him he said "likkkke no way dude" Luckily i took a sample to the laboratory and found his genetic code written all over it.
by bennycnz July 9, 2010
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Anonymous

A bunch of socially inept teenagers who have, by some bizarre and somewhat hilarious twist of fate, convinced the world that they are an underground group of elite hackers. This is quite far from the truth.

Anonymous' idea of hacking is getting angry about some organization or something (Such as the Australian Government, Facebook, or whatever) for some benign reason, and then rallying 200 or so fourteen year olds to manually DDoS their website to shut it down for about 20 minutes, if that. The real world equivalent of this is getting a bunch of angry midgets to stand in front of the door of a shop to stop people from getting in. It's really quite retarded.
Some members of anonymous like to distance themselves from these internet superheroes by distinguishing between the 'Old' anonymous and the 'New' anonymous. What they often to neglect to mention is that they are both equally stupid - New anonymous likes to put on shitty masks and protest in the streets, while Old anonymous likes to log onto Habbo Hotel and mildy disgruntle some 12 year olds because they can't get into a virtual pool.
by Zer0T October 2, 2011
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anonymous

A cowardly fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Dude, you're anonymous.
by bobbo March 4, 2004
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Alcoholics Anonymous

A fellowship of... see definition for aa

A world-wide program of attraction, rather than promotion which suggests as 12-step program of recovery. There are no "rules", in the proper sense, and the only requirement to become an AA is the desire to stop drinking.

In recent years, the school of thought which believes that drug abuse has a place in AA has bolstered significantly, and many people with cross-addiction get sober through AA.

It's simple, but not easy. You can't be too stupid for it, but you can be too smart.

It's not for the jelly beans
Members of Alcoholics Anonymous are reminded to always place principles before personalities. Members may be the most of the Big Book that outsiders ever see.

If you wish to drink, that's your own affair. If you want to stop drinking, Alcoholics Anonymous can help.

Alcoholics Anonymous is a good place to go if you want to stop drinking. If you are an alcoholic, its a good idea not to drink.
by John January 22, 2005
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Anonymous Coward

(from Slashdot) A name automatically given to an anonymous user who posts comments on a message board, meant to motivate users to register.
I set my threshold so that I don't have to look at all the stupid comments from Anonymous Cowards.
by Amanda April 20, 2004
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Assholes Anonymous

This is a 12-step program for people addicted to being assholes and who wish to attempt recovery.
Jerk: I just joined Assholes Anonymous.

Friend: Remember, call your sponsor before you even open your mouth.
by Purple Gurl April 8, 2011
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beat anonymous

(verb) to beat someone anonymous is to beat someone into non-recognition, or to be beaten so badly you are no longer recognizable.
David:Heyy, did you hear about that fight between Worm and Josh?

Brian:Yeah, I heard Josh got beat anonymous.
by briizii July 9, 2011
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