avon old farms

The school where boys enjoy sodomy. It is a breeding ground for homosexuals.

Wow! Look at Peter Theis going at it with that guy!

by AOF MAN April 21, 2005

Avon Old Farms

an all boys prep school filled with cocky idiots that didn't get into Salsbury, too stupid to realize porters and walkers girls use them for play and free movie passes... will fuck anything on two legs (including their own roomates) or four legs... anything goes
They are often found unsucessfully attempting to express themselves in either poetry form, rap, or guitar during what they call "open mic night"

AOF dumbass #1 "Dude! I totally got with her this weekend."
AOF dumbass #2 "Really!"
AOF dumbass #1 (silence)..."no"

by anonymous April 12, 2005

Avon High School

Avon High School of Connecticut, is a shitty cesspool composed of hardcore stoners and "activists" whos rich mommies and daddies made the mistake of letting them access the internet from a young age. They mostly whine about right wing politicians and why other faggots cant have the same opportunities that "privileged whites" do. Most people fit into 2 other groups, people who go by not bothering anyone or weed addicts that show up, go through class, and leave the building, very high.

wow bro, you go to avon high school? are you gay or did your addiction just get the better of you

by WXC301 November 11, 2021

Avon Old Farms

Avon old farms cmoonly known to people as "shit town" or "podunk" is known for its very uncivilized winged beavers. They have been known to charge on mnay occasions and miss most of the time. They dont understand the concept of waiting for traffic and are commonly hit by cars. They are best known becasue of their ignorance (for u guys at avon that means stupidity.) They have tried and failed to spell salisbury with an "a" rather then a "u"

A young immature boy said "Ill go to avon." that same boy as an old man said "I wish my ass had a brain." :)

by JD Kirkendoll May 4, 2005

Avon Lady

A drug dealer (especially of weed).

My supply of drugs is running low.... I gotta call the avon lady.

by downtownbrooklyn July 25, 2011

Avon, Ohio

A shit bucket filled to the brim with assholes and bastards that all think they are the shit when in reality they all seem to fail at everything.

Loser: "hey man i heard of this band called from Avon--"
Me: "dont bother."
Loser: "but its Faith in a Theory!"
Me: "fuck Avon, Ohio."

by don knottz October 3, 2011

avon old farms

Avon Old Farms is the home of many dick sucking homosexuals that enjoy to take it up the butt and OD on steroids. 4/20 is a holiday for the inhabitants of Avon and they suck their teachers off to get better grades because they sure as hell cant do it on their own, those dumb sons of bitches.

"Look at billy sucking off Mr. Mackey"
"My butt is sore" said James the all american football player

by UncleJemima April 25, 2005