automatic flex

When you take a picture of yourself and you didn't feel like you were flexing but everyone else thinks you were.

Person A: "btw I know you were totally flexing in that pic"
Person B: "I wasn't! Maybe the position I was in created and automatic flex."

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Person A: "damn my automatic flex is on point!"

by Avocado7 January 5, 2017

automagically

When you have coffee, work gets done automagically

Wow, how did you get 30 hours of work done in 5?

Automagically.

by flyingrunion June 9, 2018

Autolactatio

When a human female is sucking on her own lactating breasts.

- I was so horny yesterday I performed autolactatio.
- Mom, you're ruining our family dinner...

by _xXx_MilkEnjoyer13_xXx_ February 15, 2023

mere automata

(note: automata is plural of automaton)

This means
1)a being or person that only behaves or responds in a mechanical way.
2)A self-operating machine or mechanism, especially a robot.

Some are convinced that all other animals on the earth are mere automata

by Mavisperson December 16, 2005

Automatic Freedom Dispenser

Synonym for gun

He held up his assault rifle and said, "I call it an automatic freedom dispenser."

by aeouhtns November 9, 2011

AUTOMATIC

absolutely, of course, no doubt, shouldn't have to ask to reply because the answer is known already...reply or response given to a question or statement where the answer should already be known or a given(easy answer or answer to a stupid question)...

"hey...can i count on you to scoop me up at 7???" and the response is "AUTOMATIC BRO!!! I got you!!!" or "yo...do you ever shred the skatepark alot???" "AUTOMATIC SON!!! whenever and however..."

by ISORE852 April 10, 2010

automatic

An automotive transmission created for people missing an arm or a leg.

An automotive transmission for people who do NOT know how to drive.

An automatic transmission is like training wheels on a bike. When you learn how to ride a bike, you lose the training wheels. When you learn how to drive a car, you take the automatic rental back and get a REAL car with a stick shift.

Damn, Hector, that kid Smedley had the nerve to drive over to take my daughter out in a car with an automatic transmission! Can you believe it? I chased his ass away and told him not to come back until he learns how to drive.

Don't blame you, Simon. Say, maybe your daughter can teach him how to drive a stick shift like a real man.

Great idea, Hector! She likes the kid but won't go out with a wimp to save her life!

by Sneaky Snyde June 1, 2005