fap apnea

The inability to fall asleep without masturbating.

Evan: Dude, I just couldn't fall asleep last night.
Bryan: Did you try masturbating?
Evan: No......

(Next Day)

Evan: It worked! I slept like a rock!
Bryan: Yeah, you just have fap apnea.

by Nik-uh-ris M. August 2, 2011

Atena

Atena is a person who is in denial of where they came from and strongly believe that their roots are from Albania specifically. An atena person will hate their true country identity and all the people in it on the same time they will show love and respect from every aspect of Albania and the Albanian people.

For the name of God why you hate our country so much accept your roots
No I am Albanian

You are not Albanian you are atena

by Bbj222 July 15, 2023

midget anteater

a small penis that is not circumsized!

My friend jeremy nielsen has got a midget anteater!

by jeffro7946 March 31, 2009

AtLeastYoureNotFromCleveland

The idea that no matter how bad your day has been, or how bad you feel about where you live, know that there is always 'someplace worse. Except if you're from Cleveland.

Friend 1: Man, my girlfriend broke up with me this morning, I got fired this afternoon, and totaled my car tonight.

Friend 2: Thats sucks, well AtLeastYoureNotFromCleveland!

by spektre130 December 4, 2010

fuck apnea

when you cum so hard you cannot breathe

can also cause a neck strain

dude did you kill her
no man she's having some fuck apnea

by antie nae September 27, 2011

atnas

the opposite of santa...in other words his evil brother evil laugh

SANTA: Hohoho Merry Xmas
ATNAS: I'll ruin Xmas forever

by bored kid June 28, 2008

aeneas

The original player/thug. He bangs some chicks then ditches them to go kill people. His story would be mildly interesting if it wasn't written two thousand years ago about places halfway across the world.

John: Dude, this Aeneas dude is pretty sick.
Andrew: What? I can't read Latin.

by Da Haute February 18, 2009