For the ones that don’t know the difference between astronomy and astrology. But there is a really difference.
Astronomy is star science. Like the things with telescopes, stars, planets. Also food: Milky Way and Mars ;p But astrology, that’s something else. Astrology, is totally bullshit. Astrology is the weird shit you see in magazines. Horoscopes. According to a horoscope, your cat is gonna die tomorrow and someday there’s gonna be ‘a special day’. Probably that day is just the day when there is a promotion on corn flakes in a supermarket. Now you will probably never be mistaken for the word astrology again.
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Astronomy is star science. Like the things with telescopes, stars, planets. Also food: Milky Way and Mars ;p But astrology, that’s something else. Astrology, is totally bullshit. Astrology is the weird shit you see in magazines. Horoscopes. According to a horoscope, your cat is gonna die tomorrow and someday there’s gonna be ‘a special day’. Probably that day is just the day when there is a promotion on corn flakes in a supermarket. Now you will probably never be mistaken for the word astrology again.
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Astrology is so accurate, like it says:
Cancers are humans usually with two eyes and one nose
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Cancers are humans usually with two eyes and one nose
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Astrology is a fake science that doesn't mean anything in the grand scheme of things, at least to someone who actually has a functioning brain. According to astrology, the day of a particular month of the year you were born determine the traits and personality of someone.
Not to be confused with astronomy, which is an actual science.
Not to be confused with astronomy, which is an actual science.
Person 1, who believes in Astrology: Ugh, I think he might be an Aries.
Person 2, who believes in actual science: I think you might be retarded.
Person 2, who believes in actual science: I think you might be retarded.
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