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Astrology

For the ones that don’t know the difference between astronomy and astrology. But there is a really difference.
Astronomy is star science. Like the things with telescopes, stars, planets. Also food: Milky Way and Mars ;p But astrology, that’s something else. Astrology, is totally bullshit. Astrology is the weird shit you see in magazines. Horoscopes. According to a horoscope, your cat is gonna die tomorrow and someday there’s gonna be ‘a special day’. Probably that day is just the day when there is a promotion on corn flakes in a supermarket. Now you will probably never be mistaken for the word astrology again.

By Brother Nebraska
‘Hey, you there. You like astrology, right?’
It’s astronomy, f***ing asshole.’
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Astrology

Astrology is so accurate, like it says:
Cancers are humans usually with two eyes and one nose
Ohmaigaaaaahd
by Billie Eilish bad April 6, 2021
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Astrology

Astrology is a fake science that doesn't mean anything in the grand scheme of things, at least to someone who actually has a functioning brain. According to astrology, the day of a particular month of the year you were born determine the traits and personality of someone.

Not to be confused with astronomy, which is an actual science.
Person 1, who believes in Astrology: Ugh, I think he might be an Aries.

Person 2, who believes in actual science: I think you might be retarded.
by i_am_dababy_ May 31, 2021
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Astronot

Derogatory term used by flerfs (flat earthers) to describe astronauts.
Flerf: Those astroNOTS are suspended on wires on the fake iss!
Me: Really? Where are they?
Flerf: ...good question.
by IDEMANDSUCC July 30, 2021
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astropothitle

The act of saying something so obscure, and having people believe it makes sense, that it becomes a sensation of the internet, and then the world
He said something so magnificent, it became an astropothitle!
by EpicPikaJew July 2, 2012
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AstroPortlon

A titkoker who got 30k fans from a video giving his friends robux and now loses 100 a day because he didn’t give his fans any
Oh you unfollowed AstroPortlon because he didn’t give you robux too?
by Portlon November 27, 2020
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Astrologist

A mechanic who knows how to fix opel astras, and only opel astras.
Ian: Hey Jon my astra broke down again you know a good mechanic?
Jon: Yeah, I happen to know an astrologist.
by Ian the astra driver May 3, 2022
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