asstitician

Someone who takes it up the ass for a living.

Dougs mom is an asstitician

by Larry123c May 1, 2005

Ashwita

A nice smart girl, loves to annoy everyone around her. Has the worst inside jokes, key wheezer. Rebellious and funny
Easily angered- do not mess with her. Can start a crowd of never-ending laughter. Simultaneously smart and dumb.

Friend 1: Oh, where’s Ashwita?
Friend 2: Listen for the wheeze.
Ashwita: hehehehehe *insert wheeze*

by Sven Xileope November 10, 2019

Asswater

The term used to describe a situation in which you are taking a shit and you drop a big turd, causing the water to splash up on your ass cheeks.

Guy #1: Yo I was eating corn earlier and now I gotta take a shit, I hope I don't get asswater!

Guy #2: Yeah I just got done droppin' turds and my ass is soaked. Fml.

by J Bizzy October 29, 2009

asswipe

an asswipe is a person who is a real motherfucker;cocksuckin type person...one who thinks he or she can do anything..but really they can't do a fucking thing right...

hey dude marvin is a real asswipe...he tried fuckin my girl friends' mom just the other day!!!!wait till i get my hands on the asswipe.....

by king a December 6, 2006

asswipe

A person who nobody likes who is either very annoying or is extremely rude.

A.W. -- Watch where you're going, bitch! I'm walking here!

You -- Maybe if you didn't take up the whole sidewalk, asswipe!

by blahhhtastic October 16, 2008

Asswater

The water that overflows when a thick shit clogs the toilet.

Dude, the toilet overflowed, and now I got asswater all over the floor.

by Moth May 17, 2004

assmitt

one who is on the receiving end of anal sex

see above, assmitt

by Christop13 January 8, 2004