Assbutter

Assbutter is the fluid, non-fecal secretion discharged from the rectum and spread in circumference of the anus. Usually caused by an extensive intake of alcoholic beverages and/or spicy foods, Assbutter can in extreme cases cause a seemingly insurmountable desire to itch.

After my last three-day party binge, I have a severe case of assbutter today. The itch is driving me absolutely crazy and I feel like cleaning my asshole with a Brillo pad.

by Dr Wolfgan P Hansi March 13, 2020

Assnut

A douche of a different kind, this person is a Philadelphia sports fan of any kind. (i.e. Eagles, Flyers, Phillies, or 76'ers) Usually one is loud, obnoxious, and talks shit on people for no good reason other then to hear themselves talk.

Man, Brian is an assnut, he thinks the Flyers are better then the Penguins.

by Hocfan66 November 1, 2008

Asspatch

A small cloth used for the wiping of smelly asses.
a) A host place for the abundant growth of asses.
b) A cut of leather or another select material designed for the covering of unaesthetically pleasing asses.

I hope that when you die, your corpse will provide for a lush and thriving asspatch.

by Nicole Chang 2 March 4, 2009

assnut

the combination of asshole(dumb) and nut head(dumb) which means double dumb. Dumber than the normal dumb.

You assnut, you cant even figure out which way is left!

by faizudin March 28, 2008

Assnuts

Someone you highly dislike. You think they're a dumbass

Hey assnuts what are you doing?

by Dumpster dude January 16, 2017

Asspussy

A sexual organ that is a result of the anus and vagina fusing to create an "asspussy" hybrid. The asspussy can be found near the taint.

Fuck me in in my asspussy

by Laggie June 12, 2010

assbutt

Someone who acts like an ass so much, they earn the moniker double.

He is such an asshat! He blew me off twice to go hang with that skank.

by Pacdude November 18, 2004