assport

1. Permission (actual or presumed) to have continued sexual intercourse over a prolonged period of time.
2. Permission (actual or presumed) to have continued anal intercourse over a prolonged period of time.

Bro 2: Yo, I noticed that you've been seeing Guadalupe a lot lately, bro.
Bro 1: Yo, she gave me an assport, bro.
Bro 2: I don't want to know which definition it is.

by dwaynetrobinson July 17, 2022

assponge

Sponge on a stick used to clean the butt.

bring me the assponge leroy!

by jedy November 17, 2005

asspole

the stick you shove up the muppets butt to make it dance

Listen up, don't make me kick you in the asspole!

Dance muppet, shake that asspole!

Girl Muppet says to other girl muppet : "Damn...didja see the size of his asspole?"

by DaBomb.Com(the original) February 3, 2010

asspony

A derogatory term. Asspony is used to describe people you hate.

You stole my crack! Therefore; you are an asspony!!

by Gabby February 15, 2004

assbow

That huge bow on the backs of the Sound Four and Orochimaru made with that thick purple rope.

Wtf is with that assbow that the Otogakure ninja wear?!

by The True Shironami January 11, 2009

asspocket

Someone who is overly frugal and a jerk about it.

Scrooge is such an asspocket, he wouldn't even give Bob Cratchit a Christmas bonus because it would be a waste of money.

by beatation February 22, 2011

asspot

"A lot".

In the style of cockney rhyming slang - to my knowledge, invented by myself, but I could be wrong.

"Whoa, that's an asspot of bots."

by BOFH May 23, 2004