assume it all

A figure of speech saying "see all the possibilities of what can/might happen, especially the negatives."

Assume it all when it comes to people you don't trust.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant April 18, 2005

assimilation by the Borg

The habit of wearing a Bluetooth cell phone on one's ear at all times. Usually in reference to high-powered executive types, the first to develop this habit in earnest.

Have you seen the new director of security? Yeah, he's been assimilated..... (Note that any form of "assimilation by the Borg" can be used.)

by eeeeeee July 13, 2006

Assumptuous

To assume excessively

She thought I was mad, but she was just being assumptuous.

by Skarmy April 12, 2011

assism

The belief that if you can make an ass of yourself, you will. Similar to Murphy's Law.

Stephen: "Dude, you're making yourself look like an ass!"
Anthony: "Man, assism must be true!"

by K.P.V. May 20, 2008

assumption

n.
The Brother of all fuck-ups.

Soap: Oh you assume do ya? And what do they say about assumption being the
brother of all fuck-ups?
Tom: It's the mother of all fuck-ups, stupid...

by dip June 28, 2004

Assumption Song

An assumption song is a song with the intention of making you think it is dirty when really it doesn't say anything dirty by changing the rhyme.

"...Refuse and litter from yesterday's hunt, when the girl in the meadow was rubbing her... eyes at the fellow"

Everyone knows it is dirty though. It's no secret.

"Hay, Can I sing the assumption song for you"

"Sure!"

"*sings*"

"Eww gross *Throws pie in face*"

by SeventhSandwich[BL] February 12, 2010

assumptions

assuming two people like each other based on their flirtatious encounters.

omg yeahh! ASSUMPTIONSS!

by lina.twins.eamon.chan.lewis. June 3, 2010