Assfleece

Verb

1. The "act" of defrauding, normally using Larceny, any stupid, foolish or stubborn person.

While he continued to accumulate Gold for his own self interest's, he assfleeced the American Public of it's wealth by deception.

by Hollywuud October 21, 2011

Assfinger

The first time a girl ever sticks a finger up your arse when she is slopping away at a blowjob. One's reaction is initially "WTF ARE YOU DOING?" but in just a few seconds, one will be on a different plane of existence.

A friend suggested that I pick up this CD. After a long day of work, I put this in and, on the first listen of the first track, I yelled "WTF WAS HE THINKING?!!?!". But by the time I was finished with the second track, I think I 'got it'. This album is definitely an assfinger.

by G. D. Bebittes June 7, 2009

Asiflable

To assist in a unhelpful manner.

Deleting all the files from my machine was not the most asiflable method of testing that new file delete application.

by Chris Gray July 14, 2003

Assflash

The act of flashing your ass as oppose to a front flash. This is also known as a backflash.

Julia totally just assflashed me!

by Alien in Hotchkiss January 27, 2010

Assfield

Its a womans ass that is rather large with an unmeasurable circumference and diameter, but the woman stil manages to fit in some skinny jeans

Luke:"DUUDE!! look at that girl, talk about Sexy in the skinnies!!"
Laurence: "uhh thats my next door neighbor, She's such an assfield!!"

by ToxicXRainbows February 25, 2010

Assfar

a unit of length.
11,616 feet, equivalent to 2.2 miles.

Person 1:How far do you have to go?
Person 2:An Assfar!

Person 1: I have to go exactly 2.2 Mile
Person 2: Holy shit! Thats an Assfar away!

by mynoduesp1234 December 23, 2010

Assfirmation

When someone farts and looks around to get affirmation that others experienced the gas.

Eric farted a quality silent puff of gas and looked around for assfirmation.

by ERIC Jenson March 3, 2014