[assfuckery]

Scandalous and/or excessively stupid behavior perpetrated by retards that gives one the sensation of having a severely chafed anus.

"There can't possibly be anything worse than the last 8 years of assfuckery under the Bush administration, it's just not fucking possible."

by C.L.R. January 30, 2009

asshacker

An asshacker is a yuppy fag, cruising the bar scene, who tries to pick-up on straight guys.

"Naw, we quit goin to Strange Willie's. The place has been taken over by asshackers."

" She is cute as a button, queer as Amelia Earhardt, and that asshacker Robert has her back."

by Jim Inman August 17, 2006

asslicker

Someone who likes to lick peoples assholes during sex or something you call someone

Oh man that guy is a major asslicker

by odyfart October 9, 2014

assfuck

for full definition, look under "dumbfuck" or "shitfuck"

you are an assfuck
i hate you, you assfucker

by you suck dumbfuck November 11, 2002

ass fucker

A term used when joking with a dumb ass friend!

"Hey Ass fucker" or "your such an ass fucker" Or "lick my balls you ass fucker"

by stalmannstien November 16, 2007

ASSLICKER6699

the coolest person you will ever meet, you wish you were me bitchasswhore :))))))))))

squeen - hey, don't you just wish you were ASSLICKER6699

peaches - ya but I will just shake my ass

by ASSLICKER6699 April 25, 2019

nosepicking asslicker

someone who doesn't realize how hypocritical they really are...they also pick their nose and lick asses

Dominic you are being such a nosepicking asslicker.

by an anonymous informer March 22, 2009