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asscrack

that asscrack be peeking out and it’s making me hard baby girl🤰🤰
by yourmommy_23 April 17, 2021
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Admiral Asscrack

A person who can be a slew of things, but is generally just a pissy fucker and is not plesant to be around.
Guy 1: Hey bro, came home and i was about to passout from hunger, so i ate that sandwitch in the fridge.

Guy 2: OMG! I've been wanted that sandwitch ALL DAY!!!!! God dammit! I Fucking hate you so much!!!!

Guy 1: Chill the fuck out Admiral Asscrack...it just a sandwitch.
by XxAutisticJeezusxX August 13, 2011
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Asscracker

A fat fucking dipshit who never washes his ass and eats crackers all day.
Ewww look at him he is such an asscracker.
by SourceofAutism January 31, 2024
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Asscracker

A mixture of the words ass, and firecracker. It refers to a wild little hot chick who loves ass to mouth. Usually referring to a step sister or step mom, in some cases maybe even a step brother.
Wow I nailed my step-grandma last night. I never knew she was an asscracker
by King boogy December 18, 2023
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asscrack

the thing reason you look at your plumber
Guy: Look at that plumber's asscrack, bro!
Guy 2: Sick!
by lazarbeamsfan11 June 26, 2020
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Asscrack

Some place/think that's hairy, brown and covered in shit.
India and Iraq are asscracks
by Keef Scott September 13, 2020
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Fucktard Asscrack

Someone so stupid, so dumb, so wrong in everything they do and say, that this is the closest way you can describe them, but even then, this still can't describe their full stupidity.
Daniel: Dude, OJ obviously didn't commit those murders.
Harold: You are a Fucktard Asscrack.
by DatBass2 October 5, 2020
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