Exactly like crossfaded, but specifically referring to when you are crossfaded on two or more anally-administered drugs.
"Dude, what happened last night?"
"You dipped a tampon in tequila, rolled it in cocaine, and stuck it you-know-where! You called it a 'burning butt churro'! You were totally assfaded!"
"You dipped a tampon in tequila, rolled it in cocaine, and stuck it you-know-where! You called it a 'burning butt churro'! You were totally assfaded!"
by Emotional Spork the Second April 22, 2018
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by Srgtkilledit October 8, 2020
Get the Asscado mug.assaded refers to bait and switch videos in which an action is interrupted by images of Syrian president Bashar al-Assad while the song "Nhan Rjaleak Rame Kzoaar" ("God, Syria and Bashar!") play
by ioannes1 September 2, 2022
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Definitely a hot slay boy with cute hair he is a badass with a pretty smile so get yourself a ASWAAD
Definitely a hot slay boy with cute hair he is a badass with a pretty smile so get yourself a ASWAAD
by Poopie poopie headd! September 17, 2022
Get the Aswaad mug.An Asad with a big, curvaceous ass, hence the extra 's' in the spelling of the name. Usually, all of his limbs are wide and big. The penis of this particular Asad is also quite wide, but of average length. A favorite of gay black men.
Friend 1: Yo, look who just walked in bra, Asad!!
Friend 2: Did you say Assad or Asad?
Friend 1: My bad, I meant Assssad. Check out the booty on him. The gays must be jizzing in their pants.
Friend 2: Delicious! Mouth-watering, boner-popping delicious!!!
Friend 2: Did you say Assad or Asad?
Friend 1: My bad, I meant Assssad. Check out the booty on him. The gays must be jizzing in their pants.
Friend 2: Delicious! Mouth-watering, boner-popping delicious!!!
by Master 4P November 2, 2010
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Person 1: Dude, you seen the new iPad 2
Person 2: The what?
Person 1: The iPad 2, you've never heard of it before?
Person 2: Haven't they just released the original iPad?
Person 1: Yeah, but they wanna make money
Person 2: Fair shout, you know anyone who is gonna get one?
Person 1: Yeah, Assad said he's gonna wait outside the nearest Apple store until it opens just to get one
Person 2: Sweet! I love Assad, what a dude
Person 1: He's so obsessed with Apple, he's got a Mac, an iPhone, iPod and the original iPad
Person 2: The what?
Person 1: The iPad 2, you've never heard of it before?
Person 2: Haven't they just released the original iPad?
Person 1: Yeah, but they wanna make money
Person 2: Fair shout, you know anyone who is gonna get one?
Person 1: Yeah, Assad said he's gonna wait outside the nearest Apple store until it opens just to get one
Person 2: Sweet! I love Assad, what a dude
Person 1: He's so obsessed with Apple, he's got a Mac, an iPhone, iPod and the original iPad
by Percy297 March 22, 2011
Get the Assad mug.The current dictator president of Syria. Elected over and over again with 99.99% votes even though 70% of the population hates him. Directly caused the death and displacement of tens of millions of innocent families. If you talk ill of him once, you'll be found dead the next day, or get jailed up years without anyone knowing where you went. Perfect example of a corrupt sociopath dictator.
by Siin August 15, 2016
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